Joey Tague

Carnegie Mellon University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Creative Writing and Theater

Creative Development

Rancho Carne Torros squad, Capeside High, Sarah Rose Cosmetics American Teen Princess Judging Committee

double decker buses, free stuff, poetry, theater, an array of music, amusement parks, game shows, trivia, Target, soft serve ice cream, surprises, Flipz, open bars, travel, cooking, Shabu Shabu, pop culture, Entertainment Weekly

Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis, Motherless Brooklyn, The Undertaking, Perks of Being a Wallflower, An Underachiever's Diary, Franny and Zooey, the short story Amahl and the Night Visitors (I love Lorrie Moore), PLAYS - Arcadia (Stoppard), Mouth to Mouth (Elyot), Judevine (Budbill)

Reality Bites, Playing by Heart, Almost Famous, Dazed and Confused, Can't Hardly Wait, Legally Blonde, Clue, Waiting for Guffman, Bring it On, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dude Where's My Car, Half Baked, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Step Into Liquid, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Game, Seven, I Heart Huckabees, Love Actually, In Good Company, What the #@*! Do We Know?

Fiona Apple, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Ben Harper, Dispatch, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, The Clarks, Rusted Root, Gavin DeGraw, Ryan Adams, Abbie Huxley, Jamie Cullum, Amos Lee, Ray LaMontagne, Ella Fitzgerald; FAVORITE SONGS: Tiny Dancer (Elton John), Jessie's Girl (Rick Springfield), Pink Moon (Nick Drake)

I'm a reality show addict (I love American Idol, Amazing Race, Top Model, Big Brother, Project Runway), The Price is Right, Unwrapped, Jeopardy!, That 70s Show, The Golden Girls, Friends, Will & Grace, Gilmore Girls, Jack & Bobby, Complete Savages, Nip/Tuck

I'm a wicked innocent with a trickle of deviousness in every smile. I'm best taken straight from the bottle. I'm nice because I am, not because I pretend I should be. My personality can be riddled with juxtapositions, simply because you never know when you'll have to go incognito. I believe in karma. I might ask you to do something crazy when you're drunk, but that's just because it'll be funny. Plus, I'm lazy, so I don't want to get up from my drink and dance on that table, that's why I'm asking you to do it. Karma: one - Me: zero (damn you karma!).

You must love to laugh! The more you appreciate the
moments in this adventure through life, the more I'll
appreciate you.