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      Dan Brown
      Male, 28, Married, New York, NYMore
      Everyday I write the book.03/26/2007
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      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • One is one, Mr. Brown. It is very, very simple.
      • Danielle
      • Posted
      • ::singingseductively::
        happy birthday to you..
        happy birthday to you...
        happy birthday mr. president...
        happy birthday to you.
        damn dan... it has been so long.
        you were such a rad guy back in
        dirty jerz- so smart, so witty, so sexy-
        and i'm sure it has only increased
        tenfold. have a wonderful day
        sexmeister.
      • Stacy
      • Posted
      • It's been way too long since my last Dan
        fix. I need some more unbridled
        enthusiasm & wild tales of heroism.
        Dan is my dentist in shining armor ready
        to fill my cavities. They are so empty.
        Hooray for Dan-tist!
      • Water-Ice
      • Posted
      • Dan writes very eloquent articles for
        Juding You . com that make the rest of
        the staff look bad. The only drawback
        is that he doesn't write them more
        often. Dan, if you don't submit an
        article by 9 AM on Monday YOU'RE FIRED.
        Just kidding.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • I was amazed to find that Mr. Brown is
        not only one of the least fucked-up
        fourth grade teachers at PS 85, but
        also a world-famous author! Who'd have
        thought that, while slaving away at his
        bulletin boards and grading his
        students' "Your Aunt's a Junkie"
        essays, he'd have time to write a
        bestselling novel or two, frequently
        read by hipsterettes on the F train?!
        Wow! And he's so cool, he never even
        mentions his books.
      • Hilary
      • Posted
      • Dan Brown is like the Trojan War: you
        roll him inside the fortress because he
        SEEMS like a fabulous novelty meant
        only for your amusement; then --after
        you're comfortable and your guard is
        down-- the sharp and deadly version of
        him bursts out of a brightly colored
        hawaiian shirt and you're all
        like, "damn." Dan.
      • Wolf
      • Posted
      • Will the wonders of Dan Brown ever cease?
        Dan cleaned my teeth last week and by
        cleaned my teeth I mean he made be sit on
        a spike after going into the closet not even
        fifteen minutes after he told me I couldn't. I
        can't believe my eyes?
      • matt
      • Posted
      • Dan Brown is the rockinest Dentist
        Fucker on the planet. And I don't care
        what Ezra Sacks has to say, Dan Brown
        Vision will soon take over the world of
        cinema and rock, making him...the most
        powerful man in the world!

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