Friends, Activity Partners

Aug 2003

Hartford, CT

I need Family Circus to end it's tyranny of evil

http://profiles.friendster.com/1514003

Buckely Elementary (Connecticut), Garfield Elementary (Pennsylvania), Wilson Hill Elementary (Columbus, Ohio), Sherwood Elementary (Cincinnati, Ohio), Turpin Highschool (Cincinnati), Lewis and Clark Jr. High (Omaha), Omaha Central Highschool (Omaha), Coates Piano Service (South Dakota), Southeast Technical Institute (South Dakota), Omaha Metropolitian Community College

Rock n' Roll Bitch for you

It's conceptual. You wouldn't understand.

This American Life, kicking ass, taking names, people watching, Eddie Izzard, extreme knitting, bein' all pre-med and shit, American Bitch: The Magazine for the Lesbian Purebred dog Owner, monkey knife fights, genderqueer, Halloween, being snide, WLS

Catcher in the Rye, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Siddhartha, Oscar Wilde, instructional broshures and warning signs, various trivia, Cunt, Cruel Shoes, Saul Williams, Dwell Magazine, Pomosexuals (anything by Carrol Queen)

I heart Huckabees, Lost in Translation, Wet Hot American Summer, Secretary, Garden State, Punch Drunk Love, The Royal Tennenbaums, Sex and Lucia, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Real Genius, Before Night Falls, The Dark Crytal, High Art, Bamboozled, My Life in Pink

Tegan and Sara, Rosemary Cloony, Mos Def, Dido, Wilco, Maria Callus, Elliot Smith, New Order, The Cure, Pete Yorn, Air, Beth Orton, Rufus Wainwright, Magnetic Fields, Queen

Kids in the Hall, Nova, The Muppet Show, the Simpsons, Chapelle's Show, The Family Guy, Discovery Health

Cancer

I am a smart ass naughty/nerdy girl. I like to wear MAC cosmetics and take things apart. I am sarcastic and not afraid of strangers. I am a first class jackass and I love to laugh at most everything. I will probably embarrass you, and it may not be an accident. I am a terrible speller with a crossword addiction. I dream big and I will draw on your shirt if you let me. I will sew pretty things onto your bedding and leave notes in your pockets. I think it is lame when people think it isn't cool to be happy. Get over it. You need me in your life. Please be cautioned if you are prone to heartburn, 'cause I got spice for days. Ah yea.
I am fortunate to have the most amazing girlfriend in the whole wide world.
She treats me like gold even when I act like brass.
If you don't know her, you should.

Champagne for my real friends.
Real pain for my sham friends.

Someone who gets excited about holidays and vacations and dogs.
Someone who is creative, but not competitivly so.
Someone who knows that soda and nutrasweet are nowhere any of the four food groups.
Someone else who rules and/or has a great appreciation for
those that do.
I like smartasses and neurotics. At least they have something happnin'.
Fiesty and sardonic a plus.
I love drag queens and sex workers. (not the same thing)
Drag Kings are effing hot.
Someone who is sweet, but not sacherine.
Someone who wants to go to the planitarium but still laughs about farts.
Metrosexuals and coffeehouse lesbians.
Someone who busts their ass doing something they love.
I wanna' meet the you you are when nobody else is around.