let me be avi for a few: i am avi i
make shit up (especially african
languages), i pretend to know a lot
when i really only have 5 key facts
memorized that i say repeatedly, and i
spew shit up from my mouth! EXCELLENT.
avman- i can always count on you for
some good old fashioned cynical
humor. what are you hiding? more
importantly, what would you do without
me? -your crazy sister
Avi tastes sort of like heinz
vegetarian beans, which i absolutely
love. he is also a published
photographer. I would definitely
recommend avi for any sort of thing you
may have in mind for him.
Avi has a really cool sense of humor
that always used to brighten up my
awful, painful days of Judo
punishment. Plus he is an excellent
storyteller, as long as you can take a
little embellishment. He's one of the
most outgoing people I've ever met and
I'd say has a shitload of courage
because of that.
avi is quite chosen, more than most
jews. in fact, if you shave his head,
there is an aleph shaped birthmark on
the nape of his skull, hid neatly
under that cute little skull cap he
tucks his jewtennae under. jewtennae
are an enigma to most zoologist, some
beleiving it connects them to the hive
mind YHWH. avi is the only jew i know
who can eat shrimp and then pass them
whole withought digesting a bit of it.
i cant wait for the opening of his
chicken and waffle house this july.
make shit up (especially african
languages), i pretend to know a lot
when i really only have 5 key facts
memorized that i say repeatedly, and i
spew shit up from my mouth! EXCELLENT.
some good old fashioned cynical
humor. what are you hiding? more
importantly, what would you do without
me? -your crazy sister
vegetarian beans, which i absolutely
love. he is also a published
photographer. I would definitely
recommend avi for any sort of thing you
may have in mind for him.
that always used to brighten up my
awful, painful days of Judo
punishment. Plus he is an excellent
storyteller, as long as you can take a
little embellishment. He's one of the
most outgoing people I've ever met and
I'd say has a shitload of courage
because of that.
jews. in fact, if you shave his head,
there is an aleph shaped birthmark on
the nape of his skull, hid neatly
under that cute little skull cap he
tucks his jewtennae under. jewtennae
are an enigma to most zoologist, some
beleiving it connects them to the hive
mind YHWH. avi is the only jew i know
who can eat shrimp and then pass them
whole withought digesting a bit of it.
i cant wait for the opening of his
chicken and waffle house this july.
live all over me are not nearly as interesting.
Also, I have no llamas.
but I enjoy sticking forks in him
anyways.
johnny is not a potato.