Justin Petro

      "I'm a simple guy."

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      • Sunny
      • Posted
      • petro supports the rock. for that i
        hug him.
      • Erin
      • Posted
      • Justin is always eager to play a round
        of 'weakman'/ 'strongman.' If you don't
        beleive me, just grab his bits and
        watch his face light up with glee.
      • Jen
      • Posted
      • Watch that attitude...or I will cut you.
      • Lord Eric
      • Posted
      • This man puts the action back into
        action hero, but in a subtle way. His
        impact both on contemporary social
        theory and corporate information
        architecture cannot be underestimated.
        He will win both a Nobel prize and a
        MacArthur grant before he is 35 for
        categories they will have to create
        specifically for him. And for that
        mankind salutes you.
      • ReEeGaN rAe
      • Posted
      • Justin is a great guy! He puts up with
        me and my completely wacko crew. He's a
        blast to hang out with, smart, sincere,
        insightful,...Oh whatever, I could use a
        very long list of adjectives to
        describe how remarkably cool Justin is,
        but just know this: He is the perfect
        chameleon, and he puts soup cans to
        very strange uses. A complicated mix, I
        know. But if you wanna know more about
        him, you will just have to get to know
        him like I did....you won't be sorry.
      • Chalene
      • Posted
      • The first time I ever chilled with
        Petro we were rockin at 710, downing a
        bunch of Jagger, and after being
        handed a MM pin, I proceeded to tell
        him that, "I know this band, they're
        alright, but their lead singer sucks."
        (Sorry Keith)In his coolest of ways,
        he just responded with a, "I'm in that
        band." Insert foot and shut the fuck
        up Chalene--sorry mental notes for
        next time.

        Petro is a true artist in every sense--
        totally amazing, bitchy, brilliant,
        and a little nuts. He's saved my amf
        ass too many times to count, and I'm
        still amazed that he still speaks to
        me. I owe him all the PBR in the world
        and when I win the lottery that's
        gonna be my 2nd purchase.

        Petro has killer eyes and he knows it,
        which is fuckin awesome. He's also has
        killer style and knows how to rock it
        as a front man, which is a sight to
        see. Keep being your wonderful bitchy
        straight-up self and the world will be
        a better fuckin place. Now get the
        hell out of the dungeon they call
        D.Edge and drink some Jagger with me!
      • Abigale
      • Posted
      • ha ha ha
        this boy has music he doesn't even
        listen to and doesn't know who the
        bands are. why is he tryin to be cool?
        he's got the hot pink neck tie. need i
        say more? you know i think you're
        great. thanks for the massive amounts
        of alcohol you've provided me and you
        know who.
      • Amanda
      • Posted
      • petro's fingers can do things with drum
        sticks that make me wonder what else
        they can do...and he looks amazing in
        women's thongs
      • Juliana
      • Posted
      • Petro is in a band. Petro has groupies.
        Petro takes me to sushi so we can
        simultaneously hit on the waitresses.
        Petro drinks Pabst Blue but he's Kirin
        Ichiban in my book. Hail to the Petro!
      • Sunny
      • Posted
      • j, i mean, petro, i mean justin or what-
        ever fuck his name is likes the pbr and
        the lonestar. he's a cheap date.

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