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"through the years to its present status as an underground
legend. This book is ideal fo6r an6y lov6er of horror stories,..."
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Occupation:
hijacker
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Hobbies and Interests:
conversating and socialating
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Favorite Books:
the ones that when you finish, you want to run outside and bury your head in the sand and shout, "hooray!"
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Favorite Movies:
the conversation
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Favorite Music:
the kind with pleasant sounds in stereo
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Favorite TV Shows:
Rockford Files, The A-Team, The Daily Show, Hawaii Five-O, Perry Mason, The Twilight Zone, Strangers with Candy, UPN on Saturday Afternoons, Miami Vice, Night Flight, Three's Company, Land of the Lost, Days of Our Lives, ...
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About Me:
through the years to its present status as an underground
legend. This book is ideal fo6r an6y lov6er of horror stories,
film buff, occultist, or anyone who has heard of the i have
a heart
chest.MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I: am badd-ass at the devil
sticks and that i do all my internet surfing at the library
downtown big "d" sandwitched inbetween smelly big guys
looking at thumbneils jacking it underneath an old copy
of "endless choices". ADVICE I'D GIVE A 20 YEAR-OLD: i
loveshut-
up, stupid. or: end it all now trenchmouth, pooper.
GUESTS AT MY FANTASY DINNER: Natalie Wood, Plato, Mira
Sorvino, the cast of Friends, Magic Sam, Willie, Ingred
Bergman, YOU, (you know who you are), merzbow, Andrew WK,
smurfs, George W, G.G. allin, Carole King, REVS, Tape
Beatles, Barbie, pops staples, phil rudd, xavier cugat,
kool keith, Baboon, Alex Van Halen, the sonics(d), the meat
helmets, kermit the frog, fraggle rock, capriolo, gillian
welch, Tommy Hilfigger, the Exxon valdez, some Romans, Wine
reps, Rakim(he'll have the fish), Van Waylon, courtney
cocks, Heather Thomas, George
Egner, Roosevelt Franklin, Katie Couric, Wesley Willis
(rip), Rip Torn, Johnny Carson, Rick Dees, Air, Alex
Lifeson, Henry Darger, Lionel Dahlmer,
Bongwater, django, the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth,
Cute animals, Cooked Animals, David Foster Wallace, Iron
Maiden, Freindship Ginger, Fruit, the Grateful Dead, San
Francisco, Har Mar Superstar, Keel, Tim Kerr, Johnny
Thunders, The Romantics, Detroit, Charro, All my
Friends!! :0,;) Turbonegro, ed hall. Austin, Tx., Mike
Tyson, an oversized blow up doll of myself, and the
rest.....behind my back, people say: look at that ass!
Chapter 2: Tomes of Insanity.
While the working of Magik will always involve the risk of
sanity, it will be lightning bolt which will be effectively
employed against
the Kathulu Kreechers (bastards)i like kraut rock and space rock via denton circa 1996. Word!
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Who I Want to Meet:
nice folks who are fun and inspiring
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cotton candy and fluffy bunnies on his
sweet, sweet inside.
I don't remember when I met this here
varmint, but I like him whole big
monkeybottom full. He loans me
SubHumans and Buddy Holly tapes (we're
SOOO analog) and gits little in return.
Plays a mean rhythm and picks a mad
lead. Drinks Shiner and Lone Star with
the best of em (me, incidentally) and
writes lonely, lovely, heart-worn Texas
tricks that he calls songs. But I know
better. I hear em walking the streets
and calling to me in the night.
chemistry class, and all the girls
were jealous of me. Well, it certainly
wasn't because of his mad chemistry
skillz, cause I don't know HOW the
hell we got through most of our labs.
And then we were in a play(lette?) and
I had to kiss him in front of my
grandmother. Sheesh. He's a goofball,
but of the nicest variety.
for not laughing at me as i cried
looking for my coat. you are a true
friend! rein check on the Lakewood
Landing please.
baby?!
guitar players ever. He has strong
legs. A lot of people think that we are
the same person, but we are not.
I think it's coool when they do,
though.
spiral with lots of you know....papers
in it. Only thing missing is a 'pin' -er.
i don't act as if i was another around
him, and if i did he would know and out
me on it.
he means soooooooooooooo fucking much
to to me and i don't think he will ever
truly know how much.
but i can sit and watch and piss him
off or not and all the while know that
he will forever be my best friend in
the space we have on earth or beyond.
cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to my favorite songwriter and brother
how he got all the soul. The best time
I had with Brett was on my birthday in
NYC I had pneumonia and wanted to see
the Brooklyn Bridge. Instead Brett
took me the best shows in town and
then to the worst Texas bar in the
city. We drank till they closed the
place down and I could hardly breathe.
Then like the friend he is he pointed
me in the direction of the bridge and
hopped in a taxi for the hotel.
Sitting on the subway gasping I wasn't
thinking about how lost tired and sick
I was, I was thinking about how much
bizarre fun I had and Brett was there
the whole time leading the way.