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"I love getting haircuts and dying my hair. I like nailpolish and polish dill pickles. I write on my Livejournal a lot, so..."
More about Valerie
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Schools (Other):
WVU
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College/University:
West Liberty State College, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Education, Social Studies
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Occupation:
Medical billing
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Hobbies and Interests:
Butt, Ludacris, Fridges, Paper, Sushi, RacquetBall, Sweatbands
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter!!!!!, People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn, Awakening Within, Grapes of Wrath, Hiroshima, 1984, Through the Eyes of the Dragon
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Favorite Movies:
Muppets Take Manhatten, Friday, Next Friday, The Exocist, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Children of the Corn, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Beach, Wet Hot American Summer, Lifetime Movies, Porn, Lifetime Porn???
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Favorite Music:
Eighteen Visions, Weezer, Flaming Lips, The Darkness, The White Stripes, The Strokes, The Beatles, Le Tigre, The Darkness, Every Time I Die, Lionel Richie, Elvis, Ludacris, Tom Jones, Pat Benatar, Andrew W. K. Modest Mouse, Atryeu, Every Time I Die
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, Dave Chapelle, Maury, and Crank Yankers...oh and if my parents read this, they would want me to include Spongebob Squarepants
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About Me:
I love getting haircuts and dying my hair. I like nailpolish and polish dill pickles. I write on my Livejournal a lot, so if you like to know more about me go to www.livejournal.com/users/almostdumb
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet someone that wouldn't piss me off. Not that it happens all the time, but I would just like to elimate that from my life.
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Bitch you got da game wrong
I need my hair done
Bitch you got da game wrong
I wanna go out tonight
Bitch you got da game wrong
Mane thats just my friend
Bitch you got da game wrong
I need my car fixed
Bitch you got da game wrong
my baby needs some shoes
Bitch you got da game wrong
I wanna go out tonight
Bitch you got da game wrong
Mane thats just my friend
Bitch you got da game wrong
world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i should know i am marrying
her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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am so going to embarrass you when I
make the speech!
boogie...you do the math...
when I was brushing my teeth. Luckily,
I had the plug in so she didn't go
down the drain, just got a little
toothpaste and hair on her, but
otherwise she was alright. She
rematerialized near the towel rack and
I said "Val, what are you doing here
and why were you a liquid?" Her eyes
turned red and her skin and blood
vanished leaving a skeleton behind, a
skeleton with a black robe and a giant
scythe. "Holy fuck" I thought "This
ain't Val, this is the grim reaper."
My whole appartment started to shake,
and the apparition pointed to a
swirling mystical portal that had
opened up inside the shower. Death
pointed to the light. I knew what I
had to do. I walked forward, not
looking back because I knew it was my
time to exit this mortal coil. When I
got both of my feet through the
vortex, I found myself at the KFC out
in Saberton. I thought: "Oh shit, the
Grim Reaper accidentally sent me to
Chicken Hell instead of People Hell."
Then I saw Death standing next to
me. "What is this?" I asked him. And
then, all of the sudden, he turned
back into Val and slapped me in the
face. "Well DUH, it's KFC. Where the
fuck did you think you were? Chicken
Hell?" She laughed. That's when I
realized that my friend Valerie is
also the Grim Reaper in her spare
time. I no longer fear death because
she and I have agreed that when it's
finally time for me to go, I'll be
spending the rest of eternity haunting
the rides at an amusement park
somewhere. I will be the ultimate
Scooby Doo mystery. I love you Val.
You are the sleazy punk rock daughter
of Father Time.
wife, well soon to be!!! quit talking
smack bout her, or you are gonna deal
with me!!!!
wife you are talking TRASH on!!!
The rest of the time, she's just dirty
through and through. Ask this lady
about zee buttsex. Awww yeah.