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- Male, 43, It's Complicated
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Interested In: Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since: Aug 2003
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Location: Emeryville, CA
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Hometown: New York City
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Company: Stark Ravens Historical Players, Crooked Family, Familia Formaggio, Dogs in Doublets, The Roguish Butkiss Theater, Dogtown Drama Society - those are theater companies, if you're wondering about the strange names.
- Chris's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/1520004
"I'm an artistic freak (at least I think I'm artistic -
maybe I'm just a freak). I've lived outside the box for so
long,..."
More about Chris
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Schools (Other):
CCSF, College of Marin, U of A, Santa Monica College, Renaissance Academy of Performing Arts
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Occupation:
Performer (actor & musician)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Wonderful Women, Acting, Music, Being on stage, Sculpture, All things sensual & pleasurable, (essencial oils, head scratches, cuddling, kissing, massage, shared baths & showers, food, that thing that's too tacky to mention on a profile... - oh - and Sex!)
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Favorite Books:
Mists of Avalon, The Illuminati books, One up on Wallstreet, The Hobbit, The Lord of the rings Books, Douglas Addams' Books, Harold & His Purple Crayon
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Favorite Movies:
The Company of Wolves, Mindwalk, Brain Candy, Baraka, Pulp Fiction, The 5th Element, Shakespeare in Love, Rosencranz & Guildenstern are Dead, All of Kevin Smith's movies (haven't seen the dark twisted offensive one yet, but I bet I'll dig it.)
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Favorite Music:
Good music - it spans all genres. Most every musical genre is about 90% - 98% crap & 2% - 10% good, well made music. I'm really fond of Pink Floyd, Plasterkatz & the Stark Ravens (of course I have a bias on the last two). ;)
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, That 70's Show, The Muppet Show, Kids in the Hall, The Simpsons, Politically Incorrect, Red Dwarf, Blackadder
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About Me:
I'm an artistic freak (at least I think I'm artistic -
maybe I'm just a freak). I've lived outside the box for so
long, I don't think I even know how to get back inside it
(not that I'd want to). Many times, I've come across 2
people
vehemently arguing point A vs Point B (whatever the current
topic), mentioned my take on it, (usually point Q)
had them look at me like I suddenly grew two heads and was
speaking in tongues, & watch
them shake
it off & continue arguing the same points that people
typically argue. Normal people just don't get me, their
brains won't even process what I'm about, but
that's fine by me. I'm crazy, stable, complex, warm,
insatiable,
adventurous, fun,
funny, honest, polyamorous,
sensual, intelligent, creative, perverted, kind,
passionate, easy
going, pragmatic, genuine, a wonderful hugger a great
kisser, loving & loveable. People have to earn my
disrespect. I respect you just for being a fellow animal
on this planet.
I usually have more on my plate than I have plate, and I
LOVE LOVE LOVE women - all sizes
shapes colors flavors & textures. I don't understand how
any man can be gay, or any woman straight, but I'm
endlessly thankful for both! I thank god/dess every day
for gay men & straight women. Straight men & gay women are
fine, too, they just don't offer the same boon to my sex
life. Yes, it's probably my biggest character flaw that
sex is so important to me, but god/dess help me, I love it,
and hey, prctice makes perfect, right?
...Oh, and I have 3 CDs available at my theatre troupe's
website: starkravens.com Listen for free
(Especially to Agincourt on Stage & Street - I'll be the
2nd
voice you hear), and then buy
them for not much money - i really need the cash.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Nymphomaniacal supermodels who have an uncontrolable desire
to be a sugarmama to an artistic freak.... Just kidding -
(not that I'd turn a nymphomaniacal supermodel sugarmama
away), but really I'm interested in meeting you if you're
cool (by cool, I don't mean hip - some of my favorite
people are nerds), kind, fun, easy going & have a
sense of humor and you're easy to be with. Your heart is
what I
find
most appealing. I don't care how hot you are, if you're
not a kind person, you're not hot to me. A caring heart
will win me over every time. I also love women who are
straight forward. You'll do better with me if you're bold,
because, in reality, I'm dense when it comes to your
signals, so you need to be obvious, cause I can be
oblivious at times (most times).
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you don't wear shoes at work.
passion and charm he has swept me away
on many an occasion. I miss him and,
now that I'm up North again, hopefully,
I will see this amazing spirit more
often. He has a grand heart and
wonderous eye for beauty. If you don't
know Chris then you haven't fully lived-
he's a bestower of glow, a fine actor,
and a true gentleman. Who loves ya,
baby? ;)
Funnier than you! YOu are so not as
funny as Chris. Actually, you kind of
suck compared to Chris!
Chris wrote the book, "Butt-Play for
the Straight Man." A virtual conpendium
of warm-ups, 2 and 3 finger exercises,
and a load of hot tips regarding butt-
play in all it's facets.
Three Finger Monty, the Pear Shaped
Prostate Teaser...all Chris's genius.
Truly a gifted individual.
known the guy for a very brief period of
time and already he's helping me cast
next short film and inviting me to crazy
parties. He's talented and a googles of
fun to talk to!
the face of the Earth. If you don't
know Chris, you're missing out.
Especially if you are a nymphomaniac
model with lots of money . . .
about six years ago, while hangin out
420in, back of the Golfe booth, I
believe. And knowing him for that long,
I have discovered why I have known him
for that long: we know all the same
people! While walking through Faire
w/Chris, we stop at the same places and
talk to the same people every time. And
I've also discovered another
interesting detail about Chris: he's
the brother that I SHOULD have had. Ask
anyone who's been around us for more
than five minutes; they'll tell you we
fight like siblings! And why not? It's
not like he doesn't give me plenty
of "fuck w/me" material to work with!
Just look at him! Jeez, I mean, he's
more of a walking target than Misha!!
(love you Mish!)If I ever get married
(and that's a big IF), Chris will be
one of my bridesmaids. Chris is very
much fun to wander Faire w/, 420 w/,
pick on, fuck w/, even though I'm his
chauffeur 9 times out of 10! I do love
him, though, love him more than most
people on this planet. But shhhhhhh...
please, please, PLEASE don't spread
that around! No one would believe them
anyways, huh Chris? ;)
Chris has been a big part of my life
for 13 years, and I am damn proud of
it. In poverty (when we lived for a
month on a bag of potatoes and a
big jar of peanut butter) and in
randomness (when we'd play poker
with my tarot deck while waiting at
the laundromat) he has been one of
the best friends ever to walk this
fantastical glorious earth. When I first
became his roommate, I was a
nervous runaway teenager escaping
an abusive relationship, and Chris
gave me the information and support
I needed to go to college. His
profoundly unconditional caring
showed me that he was someone I
could truly trust, when I needed it the
very most. Never judgmental, petty, or
closed-minded, Chris continues to
astound me with his gentleness, his
sincerity, his impeccable smart-ass
comic timing, and his big huge giant
soul.