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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
The Cliff
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Craig's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1522011
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College/University:
University of Pennsylvania, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, tweeds
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Occupation:
Commercial Editor
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What I enjoy doing:
table tennis, spelunking and things that rhyme with orange
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Favorite Books:
the medieval kind...seriously
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Favorite Movies:
Rushmore, Requiem for a Dream, Caddyshack, Killing Zoe, Laurel Canyon, City of God, Napolean Dynamite
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Favorite Music:
whatever makes the booty shake
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Favorite TV Shows:
i don't watch TV...unless i'm home
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
who?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Your mom.
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drag to crash a Fantasia Party I was
attending. He was very excited about a
new patent he'd just registered for his
invention of a unisex kissing simulator
(like a vibrator, but for making out
with instead). He said it would make
men obsolete for me and give me a
chance to experiment w/women should I
have the desire. I thought he was a
freak, but decided he may just have a
point. So I decided to allow him to be
my friend. Since then, I haven't been
sorry. I think the culmination of our
friendship had to be Holzerpalooza
2003, which he re-scheduled so I could
attend before I retreated to my lean-to
in the back woods of rural New
Hampshire. Now that I'm back to
civilization and a computer in Boston,
I consult him via IM more often than I
consult Ms. Cleo for his priceless
advice on such key issues as "Which is
the lesser of 2 evils: having a small
pee pee or being a bad kisser?" (to
which he referred me to Stan, since he
is an expert with BOTH of those evils)
and "Office Romance: How to go from
Intern to Internist in 5 easy steps."
I'm tellin' ya, being friends with
Craig has impacted my life more than
USA For Africa's We Are The World.
Craig, I love ya like a fat chick loves
cake! woop-woop!
yous will eva meet. in addition to avin
da mostest natural checkin prosthetic
leg i've eva checked, he also plays a
mean game of shuffleboard. if yous eva
get to spend some time wiv craig,
request to do a body shot from is
concaved pectoral region, it's a once
in a lifetime experience.
girlfriend, and really big... ears.
After almost 10 years of being friends,
he remains one of my favorites ever.
Big ups to one of the greatest guys in
the City of New York!