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"I will take you out to dinner/get ice cream with you/take you swimming at Walden Pond. I fall asleep driving all the time. ..."
More about Jam
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Schools:
So. Royalton Elem/High Scho, Attended 1982 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Schools (Other):
McGill
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Occupation:
Accounting, Tee Shirts
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Hobbies and Interests:
Dating, Sleep-driving, Produce, Consensual Incest, Fistula, Prison, Writing Letters, Horrible Diseases, Social Class, Waiting to Die.
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Favorite Books:
Saki, Lovecraft, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Wilde, 'Polish' Joe Conrad, Robert W. Chambers, Novels of Maritime Intrigue (Patrick O'Brian, C.S. Forester), Thomas Pynchon, Thomas Hardy, William Gibson, Hermann Hesse, Toni Morrison, V. Shalamov, Wesley Stace (made me gay).
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Favorite Movies:
Double Team, Knock Off, Flatley's Feet of Flames, Ichi the Killer, Anthing With Babies Gone Haywire (Baby's Day Out, Baby Geniuses), Bubble Boy. All C Horror and Dark Future Films. Repugnant Pornography (midgets, prosthetics, lactation, etc.), Talking Animals/Animals Acting Like People, Animals Playing People Sports/Snowboarding.
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Favorite Music:
Morrissey (not the Smiths). Laibach. Matt Damon. NKOTB. Scooter!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arli$$, Sealab, Dance 360
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I will take you out to dinner/get ice cream with you/take you swimming at Walden Pond. I fall asleep driving all the time. Pervert. I am in love with produce. This week I bought a box of figs. They were a steal! I live in an abandoned house where I print tee shirts. I know that my life has the potential to be better, so every day I struggle to party harder.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet everyone. I hate people, but I like everyone I meet. I'd like to focus on: Murderers. Business Owners. People devoid of hope. Midnight walkers. People living without structure or boundaries. Sickos. Slavs, Turks, then all other foreign nationals. People with clean nails. The dead, suicides. People who are DFW (Down For Whatever). Cougars.
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and internet befriend me.
P.S. Come down for big money poker
tomorrow (1/3). I'll pay for your bus
ticket with your money.
of bad luck recently. I mean what type
of person prefers morrissey over the
smiths. A strange person.
He is a great poker player too.
Nice guy though overall.
dude's face in two with a meat hook. But
it wasn't malicious, it was sort of ...
erotic.
know. Jam hates (or likes (or hates))
everything he encounters. He's the only
person I think I've ever met that's
more anti-decisive than I am. One time
he and I were at a truck stop
attempting to unravel a myth about some
giant burger, and the closest we found
to the legend was the eighteen wheeler.
I was held down by both Jam and Isaac
and forced to consume it. I wish I had
something else to say about Jam, only I
would rather check my email and check
what time it is. Give up the Funk, Jam,
Give up the Funk.
too? Jesus.
bitterness is a shining inspiration to
us all. If it wasn't for Jam I'd be a
productive member of society and shit.
Fuck that!
you spell it anyway? I don't know HOW
many times I've been told that THAT is
the correct spelling. Shit motherfucker.
testimonial that contained a
misspelling of "definately." For a
self righteous grammar fag/ schoolmarm,
you're a wicked hypocrite.