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"My opinion of myself changes almost every day and my
flaws and attributes depend on my mood, so it's rather
difficult..."
More about Mary
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Occupation:
Lover
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Hobbies and Interests:
Singing, songwriting, ROLLERCOASTERS, ballroom dancing, making jewelry, making an ass out of Holly, but most of all, making love.
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Favorite Books:
Sex and Sunsets by Tim Sandlin, A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, Vonnegut. Dan Brown is my new favorite. I just finished reading The Da Vinci Code and am now reading Angels and Demons.
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Favorite Movies:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python, Kill Bill 1 and 2.
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Favorite Music:
Aimee Mann, Ani DiFranco, Pixies, Mazzy Star, Tenacious D, Sinatra, Bjork...there's so much more, but these are my favorites.
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Favorite TV Shows:
When I watch TV: Ren and Stimpy, That 70's Show, Reno 911, most of Adult Swim, Late Night with Conan, Daily Show with John Stewart.
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About Me:
My opinion of myself changes almost every day and my
flaws and attributes depend on my mood, so it's rather
difficult for me to describe myself. I guess the only
things about me that are consistent are that I'm
competitive, intuitive, persuasive and optimistic (most of
the time). I'm a great listener, and I give very useful
advice. And when I REALLY want something, I know how to
get it. "If I can't move heaven, I'll raise hell."
I like reading and writing. I thirst for knowledge. I just
found out that being left-handed makes me more emotional
than those who are right-handed. Although, I don't think
the idea that left-handed people are more creative applies
to me. I'm just good at faking it. And I drink too much
coffee. One day, I'm going to impress everyone.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Most likely, you don't even know who you are, and I don't
want to meet the person you pretend to be.
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have known her since she was a wee lil
rug rat running around the house
screaming at her sisters.....okay... 1.
never piss her off. She will find out
where you live 2. Never think that she
can't talk you into doing something.
She always gets her way..just ask her.
3. Stay on her good side. She is the
sweetest person you will ever know.
to a sister. In fact whenever, I talk
about her I always refer to her as "my
sister, Mary". She is a great person
to be around, but don't make her
angry...she will poop in your lawn.
Then she will laugh and say, "Hey
buddy, I just pooped in your lawn".
Mary is a very intelligent girl (for me
to poop on). She is a phenomenal
singer (for me to poop on). And she is
a great little sis (for me to poop on).
Love you, Marypoo!
her. I knew Mary when she was still
innocent. She and Sarah used to hide
in my grandma's bushes infront of her
house when they where little girls.I
even have a picture of Mary holding me
when I was about one year old. The
picture was taken in the park behind
her house. Anyway, Mary is cool and
she makes good music. Everyone loves
Mary.
only I could get her to stop "drunk
dialing".
as I watched a Gay Pride parade a few
years back. I saw Mary atop the
tallest float in some sort of lesbian
orgy of some kind. It's wasn't a sexy
lesbian orgy either, just a bunch of
butch chicks that wear plaid and don't
shave giving each other an oral exam.
It was disgusting. I puked up my
lunch. Next to me, a blind man puked
up his lunch. Then the blind man's dog
puked up it's lunch. In fact, there
was so much puke that the lesbo float
began sliding around in the puke and
went out of control. The float crashed
into a Planned Parenthood clinic. All
were killed except for Mary (who was so
high on drugs to know the difference)
and a pregnant woman and her fetus.
The woman went into premature labor
from the all the shock. Since my
stomach was drained from too much
puking, I had no problem delivering the
fetus of the woman. That fetus grew up
to be president of the USA, and his
name is George W. Bush. True Story.
HOT. I wish she wasn't dating that
rock n' roll guy.