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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2005
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Hometown:
woods. all over world.
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bigfoot's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/15328991
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Occupation:
misunderstood shadowy figure in woods.
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Affiliations:
Manic D. Press Publishers
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What I enjoy doing:
big and tall store. sneekin around forest. scaring humans. squashing heads like sock full of eggs. not knowing me own strength. screenwriting. haiku writing. cold chillin' with me homies. wham! before george michael turn gay. me socially conscious rockband 'the tinkles.' nam. torturing my cat craig. freebasing slimfast. rogaine. hiding from stalkers. ***btw: bigfoot have no vulnerabilies so don't go there. not holywater. not garlic. not crucifix. not even cryptonite--it do nothing it not even real!
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Favorite Books:
"in me own words" autobiography. make millions xmas 2004 now retire in boca. life good.
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Favorite Movies:
tussel club (fight club)
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Favorite Music:
the beastie boys, the gorillaz, i monster, humans screaming, babies crying, sounds of silence after eating babies...
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
out of work crypto-zoological hominoid looking for gig. me resume:
shadowy yokel in woods (Deliverance)
shadowy figure in woods (Sling Blade)
blurry dark spot behind fern (Predator)
sea lion (Free Willy)
production advisor (Harry and the Hendersons)
shadowy figure in woods (You've got Mail)
* In pipeline: big foot hipster baby name handbook, now taking reservations for advanced, autographed copies.
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Who I Want to Meet:
the everyman. crazed mutants. misunderstood cannibals. koko. unsuspecting victims. da boyz at b&n who make me famous. Jenny Craig. Susie Jenkins.
Susie--if you read me still take you back.
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but don't feel the need to tell the
world by bragging about it. You don't
see me call myself BigPenis do you?
like BF? He's such a stud. I would totally go
there if Christina didn't already claim him as her
love slave, or maybe it's the other way around. I
dunno. I just think the male race should take a
few notes...He's hot, he's hairy, and above all
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serenade you?
"...In Search of Sasquatch, that
was a kick-ass In Search of...;
with Leonard Nimoy kicking out the
jams. He captured imaginations of
people all around the globe; his name
was Sasquatch so Im told. His
legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of
the Indian tribe..."
Scientists have proven that the
Sasquatch he is real. Take a look at the
plaster cast of his foot now you know
he's real. Listen real close to the audio
tape: not human, now you know he's
real! Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit -
no fucking WAY, now you know he's
real!!
He's a regular renaissance creature.
His haikus are mind- blowing
and he can put down a bottle of Rogaine
like nobody's business. Did I mention he's totally
dangerous on the dancefloor and a downright
master stud between the sheets? And if you
missed his academy award winning performance
as the shadowy figure in the woods in 'You've got
Mail,' well then, you're obviously living under a
rock. 4 words: Bigfoot for Pres. 2008.