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Puppetmaster extraordinaire

Moist crevices, heavy mouth breathing, mansmells, thick furry mutherfuckers (uhm...Damn!), The shit you don't usually see

THE BIBLE (It's a real knee slapper)

Finding Nemo, Cremaster 3, My Fair Lady, Faces of Death (1-4, 6...5 sucked), Steel Magnolias, Mask, Drugstore Cowboy, The Color Purple

Deep beats that'll make you want to slap a bitch!

Dr. Phil, Oprah, Tyra....They're like my Holy Trinity! Anything featuring Flava Flav.

Capricorn

I LOVE TO LOOK IN PEOPLES EYES. I can usually see myself in their
reflection.

Fisting is overrated and misunderstood. President Bush is not O.K.

I like long walks on the beach, and long rails up my nose. Hey, Mr., can I pet your kitty...? Boys taste better face down. Heroin addicts sleep standing up.

Nightsticks can be used for more than just police work. Don't bunk with models. Firecrotch is my shit! My foreskin will fit over your head. I'm running out of bail money.

You.