• Luda

      "Its all about me. I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes// And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down..."

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      • Occupation:

        Baller, Rapper, Producer

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Gurls, Phat Rabbits, The Dirty South, 415s, Curb Scrappin', 510s, Dub Sacks, Giving Gap Tooth Smiles, Blingin', Cadillac Grills, Gettin' Freaky Deaky Kinda Sneaky, Ballin' On the Hush

      • Favorite Books:

        My Black Book

      • Favorite Movies:

        2Fast 2Furious, Hollywood Shuffle, Boyz in Da Hood, I'm Gon' Git You Sucka, Shaft, Do the Right Thang

      • Favorite Music:

        Myself, DTP, Trina, Track Masters, Timbaland

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        MC Battles, Hip Hop Week, Oprah

      • About Me:

        Its all about me. I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head
        to yo' toes// And I wanna, move from the bed down to the
        down to the to the flo'// Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make
        it so good I don't wanna leave// But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know
        what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        You, Gurl. Come with your azzay that's flabbay, 1/2 inch
        dimples, and double-wide smile.

        But remember to...

        Call me, Gurl, cuz when dat phiz-one ring-at//
        Lovin' me a ci-zall on the bee-zat.//
        Believe dat, but turn them phone calls into a viz-at//
        cuz seein u tastes oh so good like a plate of dee-zat//

        give me a keez-at on my lips and grab my masty//
        urchin' for a grip on ya bi-zod, so beauty-full and nastay//
        Sassy, you be talkin to me like a New Yorker cabbie//
        who slapped my izz-ass, and called me Sallay//
        so phat with yo game like an azzay that's flabbay//
        got me runnin intuh ya arms like homebound went Lassie.//

        Blast me... with a sucka punch from yo breez-ests//
        slobber my face with yo lips is a thing I can't ree-sist//
        I be diggin your chops like a starvin' man at a feez-est//
        infectin' yo groove like some kind of tropical diseez-es//
        that'll gobble up your sweetest Reeses Pieces, Lordy Jeez-us!//

    • Testimonials and Comments for Luda

      • Leejay
      • Posted
      • my fuh-fuh-fuh-fantasy is ludacris
        spanking me across my bottom with a
        dead kitten.
      • Ken
      • Posted
      • Dream a lil' dream but bow to my
        scheme, like BOC I'll hitchoo in tha
        head with my lazer-light beam, when
        your runnin outa steam, runnin outa
        road, PS2 on Big Playa mode, Do as your
        told, quit frontin' the gold, I'm like
        A-1 Steaksauce, Original & Bold.
        Don't say that I'm crazy, you best be
        praisin', what I heard through
        the grapevine with the California
        Raisins. What's been heard, what be the
        word, Lud be the dude with muthafukin'
        herb.

        K-dogg & B-dogg & Cris goin' off, knock
        you out like a handfull of pennies in
        a sock, Strong like The Rock, logical
        like Spock, DMC showin' you the way you
        gotta walk
        So swallow my show, I completed my
        flow, Gotsta go, gotsta go, gotsta make
        me the dough, Peace to da West, Peace
        to da East, you best recognize this K-
        dogg Rhyme-Ho beast!
      • Bryan
      • Posted
      • Political correctors, tax collectors,
        and Game deflectors all wanna dis you
        for your spunky spirit, wicked tongue,
        and haughty ways. I love you. And I am
        not afraid to admit this. You give a
        schnasty voice that lives within us all.
        We all wanna be Hoes. We all wanna
        lick our lovers from their heads to
        their toes. But we are so full of
        shame. Liberate us, Luda. Liberate us.
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