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ah, high school
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"now as i turn life a page, to the land of the great osage in those oklahoma hills where i was born. where the black oil..."
More about Tiffany
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Schools:
Coppell H S, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000
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College/University:
Mills College, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Anthropology and Sociology
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Occupation:
certified douche bag, aka douchebag extraordinaire
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Affiliations:
devil horns- uptown lemme see 'em
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Hobbies and Interests:
coloring books, herb gardens, wooden bowls, thunder, trains and fireflies
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Favorite Books:
ballad of the sad cafe, inappropriate behaviour, bears go to town.
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Favorite Movies:
goonies, ma vie en rose, last picture show, buffalo 66, christmas story, surf nazis must die, texas chainsaw massacre, enter the dragon, dead man, stand by me, breakfast club, neverending story, raising arizona, flight of the navigator, and waiting to exhale is a superb film.
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Favorite Music:
robert johnson, pixies, aesop rock, miles davis, the smiths, hip hop, coltrane, velvet underground, pj harvey, violent femmes, solomon burke, neil diamond, nick cave, bessie smith, prince, innocence mission, little wings, luz casal
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Favorite TV Shows:
today's special, captain kangaroo, david the gnome, mama's family, anything that makes me want to bathe in boiling bleach after viewing. also, roseanne, have gun will travel, murder she wrote, peewee's playhouse, and most cartoons. between you and me though, northern exposure has always held the golden key to my heart.
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
now as i turn life a page, to the land of the great osage in those oklahoma hills where i was born. where the black oil rolls and flows and the snow white cotton grows, and i feel like in those hills where i belong.
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Who I Want to Meet:
pariahs, iconoclasts, and benefactors
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you can't appreciate that you are outta
your dirty sociological mind. Hey also I'll
love you as long as George Michael
Bluth is hot, and you know that is
foreva. Not like old butterface over there.
p.s. Get ready for the graduation present
of a lifetime
wanna play house with you girl, i'll be
the daddy." stop dancing you idiot.
you're not a loser. how many times have
you written defecate in the last 11
hours? that's katie's new nickname.
keep your head up dawg.
dancing with tiff to murder she wrote.
ban this filth, indeed.
anyone from Oklahoma, I don't mean I
wouldn't meet them in bed. By anyone I
mean you. And the rest of the extended
Bennetts, of course. And, ok, any OK
citizen (excluding OU, of course).
Soooooo let's not cut out the sex, eh?
And let's never move to oklahoma.
good deal.
thinks otherwise. Sure the people are
beaky assholes who don't smile, but I
asked them all personally after she left
and they clarified that they were just too
shy to talk such a radiant beauty.
Further, they apologized for the food
fiasco, and promised to offer up more
appetizing options if she comes back
one day. They also wanted me to
remind her of the good television, and
promise to love her forever if she lives
here one day. Oh wait, thats me. Here's
to the big 46 my love...thats right dicks,
we've made it this far, but if you so
much as look twice at Tiff in the next 6.5
weeks I'll personally kick your ass all the
way to NewGloucenshire, see? In the
meantime, Mary Poppins dreams and
Angela Lansbury kisses to you,
Ms.Bennett.
cowboys there. But you are still
beautiful. (thats right I am going to write
Tiffany ten thousand testimonials and
there is nothing you can do it about it,
dick).
testimonial countdown!)
testimonials will come across my
pathetic attempt at impressing her after
we had recently become acquainted
(9/04/03). It took me 45 minutes and
several drafts to send, which goes to
show that success takes time, but does
not guarantee dignity later on. So, one
year later, I analyze and explain: 1-Just
so you know I still cringe when I read the
phrase "wee prospective" 2-The
parallel lives reference screams "Date
me! I won't be a dick!" 3-Clever and
witty is the best compliment I know how
to give, besides... 4-Very hot, which
was pretty blatant, and, when paired
with the mention of my bed, may as well
have read, "Can I do you?" and finally,5-
The mall singer reference was the 1st,
as Tiff pointed out in her message
inviting me out that night (another
friendster success!) So there it is. As
they say here in London, Cheers (!),
Tiffany, for the love of a lifetime and all
the sex. This cuddlewhore's mine f