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      Claire Shinkman
      Female, 29, In a Relationship, Ann Arbor, MIMore
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      • Alan
      • Posted
      • If I were asked to list my favorite people on the planet this walking incarnation of joy known as Claire would be among the first to come to mind. She has a boundless radiance and beauty both without and within. The way Claire is, the who Claire is elevates her to near goddess status in my mind. For to me Claire will always be "She Who Speaks Through Smiles"
        Not to mention Claire is the only woman I've ever dreamed about playing Masquerade Mardis Gras tag with.
      • Zabeth
      • Posted
      • This one time, Claire and I were in a
        play together. During a part of the play
        when neither of us were onstage, we
        wordlessly choreographed a complex
        interpretive dance featuring a cowboy
        and a maiden that we subsequently
        performed, silently, each night. I miss
        those times. PS, Claire: MY
        GENITALS ARE HUGE.
      • Ruby
      • Posted
      • I always have to kick it up a notch when
        Claire walks in the room. My stories
        get louder, fatser, more elaborate, the
        accents begin to flow, the frequency of
        punchlines is at least tripled and the
        humor is suddenly often inappropriate
        (surprisingly, some don't enjoy incest
        jokes at the dinner table - who knew?)
        Suffice it to say, even outside the
        stage, just on a day to day basis,
        Claire makes me want to be a better
        entertainer. Midwestern bank-teller to
        my hooker with a heart of gold, I hope
        Claire and I can fight crime and embrace
        stereotypes on the same coast sometime
        again soon.
      • Shawn
      • Posted
      • Claire is an energetic, talented,
        thoughtful, lovely woman who has the
        clearest diction I've ever heard.
        Also, she's got one hell of an air
        mattress. And no, that's not a
        euphemism. Who else would let me drag
        them to an underground hip-hop show,
        and then enjoy it probably even more
        than I did? Plus, if you're real nice
        to her, she'll let you hold up an
        umbrella with a brick house on it...
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • You might wonder why she's in a miner's
        helmet, why she looks so stern. That
        is because Claire Shinkman is Queen of
        the Morlocks! That's right. Claire is
        from millions of years in the future.
        She is BEYOND this world and her power
        is so great that she can travel through
        time. Brilliant, beautiful, talented
        and empassioned, this Regina will
        accept all who would bow down at her
        danity (yet subterranean) feet and
        worship. I know, for I am flunky #345-
        A-781. All hail the Morlock QUEEN!
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • This chic is COOLIO!! Someone you can
        party with and go have a quiet coffee
        and read a book with. Who could ask
        for anything more!? She always brings
        good energy into the room!
      • Shelly
      • Posted
      • This girls got nipples that can crack
        walnuts. Ask her the story about
        the "anal brazilian/antartical spagetti
        incident" that she witnessed back in an
        arcapalago in the late 1800's. Such a
        hoot! And damn, now *that's* a fine
        ass!!
      • Beefy
      • Posted
      • Claire is hot, smart and balls-to-the-
        walls; what the hell else could one
        ask for? She always takes the time to
        lend an ear and make me laugh
        painfully hard every time I see her.
        She has keen decorating skills and a
        primely located apartment to stumble
        home from after a late night hookup
        (yes boys, this means you). Claire
        has more positive energy than most,
        and is generous enough to share it;
        Claire's fuckin money!

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