Cross

Professional Pumpkin Carver

too many to list

Bird watching, Beer, High-powered hand guns, Assault rifles, and things that start with " S"

Chicken Soup for the Soul and Hustler

Switchblade Sisters

African drumming

CSPAN & Ali G

I find myself getting older and yet I still rule. I'm not
quite sure who the hell reads this stuff, but let me clue
you in. I think that this stuff is for very odd people or
for folks with too much damn time on their hands, myself
included. I'm a smart, funny, not-so-bad lookin, punch
you in the mouth type of guy. Need I say more?

I want to meet someone who will rub my feet. I have a
friend named Dana Stumberger. She looooves to rub feet. I
also have a friend Machine. He is a machine when it comes
to women. Machine has a mask which tends to make them cry,
but I don't why?
Me would dig to go out a meet people and drink bea. I ave a
problem wiv da people in ouston. Apparently dey ain't neva
met an educated geeza dig myself.