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" Friendster still exists??"
"I really like skulls & pirates. I can't fucking stand
plans,
and goals. I need a good vacation. I live in LA and I can't..."
More about MikastuGoldberg
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Occupation:
Schlepp, a Non-Prophet whore
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Hobbies and Interests:
Skulls rule, vodka, amputees, hamsinacan, midgets, naked time, scary naked freaks, rust, Booze, strongbad, Jessitor, teabagging, mud, Jagermeister, red seal, sex, redwoods, tall cans, good art, erosion, water, good music, stuff, other stuff, and nothing else
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Favorite Books:
good ones
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Favorite Movies:
the reflecting skin, anything with audrey, all the pass the bottle productions films, home movies, amelie, any terry gilliam, tim burton, adam sandler, cold comfort farm, schtarr warshs duh, indy jones, bruce lee, james bond, matt stone and tre parker, k. smith
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Favorite Music:
zappa, cash, mingus, tom waits, radiohead, deftones, coltrane, hank III, &1&2, dredge, tool, bungle, les, primus, nine inch nails, fiona, tori, lucinda, air, camper van beethoven, pixies, dixie chicks, beck, shakti, john mclaughlin, jaco, wilco, merle, sisters, etc. and m
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, south park, king of the hill, thesecret life of machines, the O.C.p.b.s.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I really like skulls & pirates. I can't fucking stand
plans,
and goals. I need a good vacation. I live in LA and I can't
stand heat. I miss the stars. One or three is not
enough. I really prefer rivers that are not poisonous
trickles in a huge filthy concrete trough(rope swings are
a big bonus).I often emit a powerful man-scent. I like
my routine. I like spontaneous adventure. I like to enjoy
myself. I like pens, pencils, paints, dirt, rust, plastic,
fabric, wax, and film. I like hot tubs and songs. I like
cheap and costly adult beverages. I like pretty sounds,
and ugly sounds. I like eyeballs. I like hands,
shoulders, hips, and that spot on the side/bottom of
breasts. I like Ak-Mak. I like feta. I like my girl. I like
hiding in public. I like tools, and toys. I like boots, and
black ben davis pants. I don't like writing personal
profiles. I like my friends. I like you.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The entire cast of the O.C. cause I want to lay them all
down by the fire nice and sweet like. but I will not settle
for just one or even two, all or nothin'.

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People flock to Mikael. Maybe it's the
stink, but perhaps it's something else...
Mikael manages to look and act
comfortable just about anywhere. A more
affable man, you're not likely to meet.
I've enjoyed his company for many years.
I like it that he's nice to my mom.
I have several scars on my body due to
this man.
still, I am flummoxed. How does he do
it? Life is unfair and confusing, but
this lad has the air of a Taoist master
about him. That, or he smells like
poontang.
stench. great elbows. what happens when
a beguiling butterfly and a libidinous
lizard who likes to eat beguilling
butterflys get together and visit san
fran? i wouldnt know, and im pissed
about it cuz i think it would be rad.
gal-pal Jess loves to humpeth this man?
She loves to lay down the hump upon
this man as often as possible. Enough
that she'd want to live with him, even
going so far as to sleep beside him
(EVERY NIGHT!). I imagine this is so
the hump is readily available, should
she want it (duh!) I've heard of people
like this. After a while they develop
these things called Relation-Ships. If
Relation-Ships are anything like Pirate-
Ships, then I'm all for them. If, on
the other hand, they are ships filled
with your relatives, um, hello? Gross!
with rusty sharp things and booze. He
is a true friend and a total ass hole,
a quality that I look for in all my
friends. Drinks like fish, belches
like thunder and hes not to bad lookin
either.
also creative,stylish, an incredible
musician, and nice to old people,
and he has always been way super cooler
than the rest of us. I mean it. A kid
way ahead of his time. Maybe a little
chubby, but way cool.
p.s. Mikael, if you and Jessica ever
pass on thru NYC, I gotta take you to
the bar that is literally the official
PBR shrine. At least the NYC chapter of
it.