• Kaiser Kram Zurbito

      The Last Kaiser ^^
      "He knows but he won't tell. He sees but he says he doesn't. He hears but denies he heard. He feels but claims he doesn't. He hurts but tells no one. He loves but never shows it. He cares but pretends he doesn't. Who is he? He's a man."

      "Sagittarius About Your Sign... Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility,..."

      More about Kaiser Kram

    • Kaiser Kram's Photo Gallery

    • Kaiser Kram's Blogs

      loading...
    • More About Kaiser Kram

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Sagittarius

      • About Me:

        Sagittarius About Your Sign...

        Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. They enjoy travelling and exploration, the more so because their minds are constantly open to new dimensions of thought. They are basically ambitious and optimistic, and continue to be so even when their hopes are dashed. Their strongly idealistic natures can also suffer many disappointments without being affected. They are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. They are usually on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause they believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. They balance loyalty with independence.

        Sagittarians are usually modest and are often religious, with a strong sense of morality, though they tend to overemphasize the ethical codes they follow and worship beliefs about God rather than God Himself. This means that, negatively, they regard rigid, unloving, intolerant adherence to ritual and conventional codes as more important than the truths they symbolize or embody. They sometimes pay lip service to religions and political parties in which they have ceased to believe because the outward forms satisfy them, yet they may not hesitate to switch allegiance in politics or change their system of belief if they see personal advantage to themselves in doing so.

        They have both profound and widely ranging minds, equipped with foresight and good judgments, and they can be witty conversationalists. They love to initiate new projects (they make excellent researchers) and have an urge to understand conceptions that are new to them. they think rapidly, are intuitive and often original, but are better at adapting than inventing and are at their best when working with colleagues of other types of character that compliment their own. They are strong-willed and good at organizing, a combination that gives them the ability to bring any project they undertake to a successful conclusion. Their generosity can be balanced by their extreme care at handling their resources.

        Sagittarians are ardent, sincere and straightforward in love, normally conventional and in control of their sexual natures. Yet if thwarted, they may easily allow their failure to embitter their whole lives or they may revenge themselves upon the opposite sex by becoming cynically promiscuous. They are more apt then the average to make an uncongenial alliance.

        If their marriages are successful, they will be faithful spouses and indulgent parents; but their innate restlessness will inspire them to use even the most satisfying ménage as a base from which to set out on their travels. They need to fell free and are often faced with the choice of allowing their careers to take over their lives at the expense of the love of their spouse and family. Sagittarian women are the counterparts of their men; even if they have no career to rival their love, they find it difficult to express affection and may run the risk of being thought frigid.

        In other personal relationships they are reliable, seldom betraying any trust given to them. They can, however, be impulsively angry and both male and female Sagittarians know how to be outspoken and exactly what expressions will hurt their adversaries most. On the other hand they are magnanimous in forgiving offenses and are responsible when looking after the elderly in the family.

        The vices to which Sagittarians are prone are anger they tend to flare up over trifles; impatience - they want to rush every new project through immediately and demand too much of colleagues who cannot work at the pace they require; and scorn of the inadequacies of others while expecting fulsome recognition of their own efforts. They may in one sense deserve recognition, because in completing a major project they will sacrifice their health and family relationships; in their family's eyes they may merit condemnation.

        They can be exacting, domineering and inconsiderate in the work place; and boastful, vulgar and extravagant in their private lives. Their restlessness, if excessive, can jeopardize more than their own stability. Some Sagittarians risk becoming playboys, wasting their lives away in frivolous pursuits. Others can develop a moralizing, religious fanaticism or else turn into hypocrites, their inner prudishness disguised by an outward appearance of joviality. Another side of the religiosity which is a danger in Sagittarians is superstition.

      • Who I Want to Meet:


        1) Alexander The Great

        2) Albert Einstein

        3) Adolf Hitler

        4) Jesus of Nazareth

        5) Xi Huang Ti

        6) Limahong

        7) Julius Caesar

        8) Hannibal Barca

        9) Jose Rizal

        10) Karl Marx

        11) Vladimir Lenin

        12) Joseph Stalin

        13) Ferdinand Marcos

        14) Garry Kasparov

        15) Anatoli Karpov

        16) Prophet Muhammed

        17) K'ung-fu-tzu (Confucius)

        18) Lao Tzu

        19) Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

    • Testimonials and Comments for Kaiser Kram

      • jUsT-miNe.**
      • Posted
      • uyy,,

        hehe musta na?**

        ingats kaw palage ..

        ***mis u po!
      • rachmaninov
      • Posted
      • uuuy, happy man ka? hehehe!



        hmmm, bakit kaya?



        hmm.... :P
      • riZ(^_^)
      • Posted
      • kuya...

        muzta n man poh kaw???

        nGka2nam k po plng CABAL???

        nu poh guild mu?

        tc poh..
      • jUsT-miNe.**
      • Posted
      • mag kikita din tau!
      • Arnel
      • Posted
      • hahahaha.. lahat na ata ng mga prophet gusto u ma meet.. u belong ba? hehehe.. gawa ka muna ng pang guiness record..
      • SleepwalkeR
      • Posted

      • OMG WTF funny picture

        CXNID=1000015.69NXC.gif
        bT*xJmx*PTEyMjI*NzQ1Mzg1NDYmcHQ9MTIyMjQ3NDU*NTk1MyZwPTM5MDEmZD1mdW5ueXBpY3Mmbj*mZz*xJnQ9Jm89YmY2ZGUyZDdkMTA1NDdiYjhmMjc3Y2Q*ZTg2ODdlZWI=.gif



        hehehe... go figure...^^.
      • bum z
      • Posted
      • vat'z mzta........
      • bum z
      • Posted
      • taba mzta ka n......?
    • Kaiser Kram's Media Box

      MARK PHILIP means: You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life. You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip. People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them. You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is ===================================================== Mga Dapat Tandaan Bago Mag-suicide: Bago ang lahat, alamin muna ang tamang dahilan ng pagsu-suicide.. Kung ang problema mo ay dahil lang sa iniwan ka ng minamahal mo, di k dapat magpatiwakal! Hello?! Ang mundo ay tambak ng mga tao na pwede mong mahalin kya di ka dpat mwalan ng pagasa.
      Ngunit kung desidido ka na sa gagawin mo at sa tingin mo ay meron kng tamang dahilan pra gawin ito, ang sunod mong gagawin ay ang pagpili ng paraan nito. Ang mga popular na paraan ay ang pagbigti, paginom ng lason, paglaslas, pagbaril sa sarili at pagpigil ng hininga. (Note: 1. tandaan na maari k png mabuhay pagnagkamali ka sa pagsasagawa ng mga nabanggit, kaya pumili lamang ng isa na hiyang sau.) (Note: 2. Alalahaning dyahe kung pagtitinginan ng mga tao ang mukha mo sa ataul na muka kng dehydrated na langaw.) Sumulat ng suicide note. Eto ang exciting! dito mo pedeng sisihin lahat ng tao, at wla clang magagawa! Sbhin mo na di mo gus2ng tapusin ang iyong buhay kaso lng badtrip clang lahat! Pero wag ding kalimutang humingi ng tawad sa bandang huli pra mas cool. (Note: Tandaan n importanteng gumawa ng suicide note pra malaman ng tao n ngsuicide k at hndi na-murder! Sa ganitong paraan maiiwasan ng PNP ang pagkuha sa kalye ng kahit sinong tambay pra gawing suspect.) Isulat ng maayos ang suicide note. Print. Iwasan ang bura. Lagdaan. (Note: Ilagay ang suicide note sa lugar kung saan madaling makita. Idikit sa noo!) Pumili ng themesong. Banggitin ang iyong special request sa suicide note at ibilin na patugtugin sa libing. (Note: Iwasan ang mga kanta ng Salbakutah! Jologs!! Dapat mejo mellow at meaningful.. para gayahin ng iba!) Planuhin ang isusuot . Isang beses k lng mamatay kaya dpat memorable ang get-up. Pumili ng telang di umuurong o makati sa katawan. Magpareserve ng de-kalidad n kabaong. Maganda ang kulay n puti, mukang komportable. Huwag magtipid. Pumili narin ng magandang pwesto sa sementeryo. Pumili ng di masikip. (Note: Kung ikw ay nabibilang sa Year of the rat, Dragon, rabbit, tiger, beef or monster. Wag na mamili ng lilibingan sapagkat ang mga nabibilang sa taon n e2 ay dpat i-cremate at gawing foot powder,, pra gumaan ang pasok ng pera sa mga naiwan.) Itaon ang araw ng iyong pagsu-suicide sa ung fav. no. sa calendar pra masaya! Kung naplano mo na lhat-lhat, Magisip ng mabuti at paulit-ulit! Isipin na ang gagawin mo ay hndi kanais-nais at lubhang makasalanan! Pero pag desidido ka talaga... Good luck! @ tsaka paparty ka na rin muna before ka magpatiwakal ng me maganda ka ring memory na iiwan sa mga friends and family mo. gawin mo nang bongga - wag kuripot. make sure na me mga cute na bisita para sa mga single friends mo, ng me nagawa ka namang kapakipakinabang before ka nadedo. at least pag me nagkatuluyan maalala ka nila, like ay oo, si ano - we met the day before sya nagsuicide. bongga yung party nun! mag invite ka ng bands - ay nako, kung me balak ka mag suicide, mag ipon ka na. im sure mahal na talent fee ng Hale kung gusto mo cla tugtog The Day You Said Goodnyt sa burol mo. and oo, make sure ding masarap ang kape sa burol a! tsaka pwe de wag na tetra pack na juice? pwede punch na lang? tapos ano, wag na bicuit-biscuit lang. gawin mo ref cake. masarap yun. better yet, blueberry cheesecake! tapos, tuna carbonara, nachos and garlic dip, pizza, chicken, ano pa? don't forget the drinks! mahaba-habng inuman to! gawin mo parang fiesta, one of a kind! eto, suggestion, lagyan mo ng theme - pwedeng horror, o fantasy - imagine naka costume mga pupunta sa burol mo? bongga di ba!? o ano, excited ka na?
    • How you're connected:

      You Kaiser Kram is in your extended network Kaiser Kram

    • Kaiser Kram's Friends


    • Sponsored App

    • Kaiser Kram's Groups

      • Friendster Atheist's
      • 554 Members | Private group
      • Last post:
      • STOC-B(Stallion '05)
      • 19 Members | Public group
      • Last post: