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"moody and pretentious, serious a$$hole, with bad breath
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poor combover, oh shit that's for the next field. ..."
More about Gabe
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College/University:
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 1997 - 2002, Bachelor's Degree, mcb
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Occupation:
lab monkey, really it's like volunteering
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Hobbies and Interests:
funny things, frogs, French fries, freedom, flies, faux pas (the plural, okay?), fancy things, footloose, felatiohmygodhedidnotjustgothere!, FernandoValley, Fernando Venezuela, first timers, figure 8's
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Favorite Books:
you have to be literate for that shite, malarky I say, malarky!
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Favorite Movies:
Debbie Does series, Daddy Went Down on a Donkey, Ride 'Em High Grrrls, AZN Biatchz Unite!
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Favorite Music:
Yanni, Peabo Bryson, Micheal Bolton, and HOUSE OF F*CKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Favorite TV Shows:
the transformers, GI Joe, Robotech, the GO Bots, Captain Harlock, Starblazers, Voltron, and channel 27 after 5 PM
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
moody and pretentious, serious a$$hole, with bad breath
and
poor combover, oh shit that's for the next field.
unpredictable in a bad way. Plays well
with brown houseplants. utterly boring when drunk. I
definietly have an oral fixation
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Who I Want to Meet:
I like the girls, the girls that go boom.
the S is for Super, And the U is for Unique. The P is for
Perfection, And you know that we are freaks. The E is for
Exotic, And the R is for Raps. So tell those nosy people
Just to stay the hell back
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love, kelly
suave, the most sophisticated, the
most debonaire men around, but he
can, without twitching a muscle and
in the blink of an eye, insult yo'
momma so fast, you won't know
what hit you.
three ring circus, but being a monkey
that i am...
well basically gabe is gabe... he's a
lush, and we've all taken advantage of
him b4! and just so that all of you
know, we're not a couple (nomatter how
much he would like you to believe
otherwise), and he trully belongs to
Long... or is it Ken... I think they
split his time these days. Besides,
he's not my type (get some bigger
boobies, like Ken)!
I guess that's Gabe in a nutshell.
Love him or leave him!
guess it helps that he's such a cutie.
U can talk to him about anything, and
he'll always be sympathetic. I've cried
on his shoulder too many times to
count. He's the kind of guy that'll
offer u all the things u just told him
ur trying to stay away from (bad Gabe!
don't give me no more!), but he'll do
it in the nicest way so u can't refuse.
And he gives great hugs! =) I love u,
Gabe! I miss u~ when r we getting
together again?
guess it helps that he's such a cutie.
U can talk to him about anything, and
he'll always be sympathetic. I've cried
on his shoulder too many times to
count. He's the kind of guy that'll
offer u all the things u just told him
ur trying to stay away from (bad Gabe!
don't give me no more!), but he'll do
it in the nicest way so u can't refuse.
And he gives great hugs! =) I love u,
Gabe! I miss u~ when r we getting
together again?
Gabe can possibly get away with sh*t
like that. Cute, funny, sweet,
witty... he can even pretend to listen
to you for extended periods of time
while looking you in the eye. =) Too
awesome for words. He needs a really
good woman to settle him down though if
you ask me. =) Come on Gabe, put your
pic up so everyone can see what a
hottie you are! =)
cutie... ummm, I've known him for quite
some while now... so there's not much I
don't know about him. I just know he's
gonna make some lucky lady out there a
great hubby. Yeah he can be quite a
wacko head and zaney at times, but deep
down he's a real sweetheart, it's not
everyday that you meet someone like
GABE!!! ahahaha... wink wink =)
treme phunckitude and phatness of this
muthafukkka, mah opinions must be
express wif maximum ebonitude. See fo
yo self or peep tha word of mouf, this
fool be in tha heezee, fo sheezee mah
neezee. We'ze been chillin up in tha
krib since back in tha DAY, yo. Him be
gotz mah back fo realz. Best watch out
fo his phly powaz of pussuasion with
tha hoochiez. Domino, muthafukkka, i'm
out.