• Ben Winters

      "tall, genial disposition"

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      • Dan
      • Posted
      • You see what you dont know about Ben
        is that he has been spending all his free
        time writing Dan Domenech the Musical
        for the past 5 years. As soon as he's
        done we will be holding auditions for this
        one time only extravaganza. Keep an
        eye out. It's quite the tear jerker. I
        laughed, I cried, I ate buttered popcorn.
      • Jon
      • Posted
      • Ben is going to make us all rich! I mean, laugh.
        Ben is going to make us all laugh!
      • Shelly
      • Posted
      • One time Ben got mad at me for
        editing his story to include the
        phrase "crap-ass," but I'm not sure if
        that says more about me or him. I
        like how, when you haven't seen him
        for a while (and I certainly don't see
        him or Diana often enough), he hugs
        you so hard it literally sweeps you off
        your feet.
      • Posted
      • BFT and I have been through a lot. He
        began stealing my girlfriends away
        from me at age 10. It all started
        with Betsy Mann and Meredith Singer.
        And then Rebecca Kenefick. And then
        Sara Goldstein...

        But that's cool.

        Ben was Homecoming King and Prom King
        and almost Mr. Churchill and Class
        President while I played role playing
        games with Gene Kay from two houses
        over.

        That's cool too. I'm still friends
        with him despite an intense jealousy
        because I know that his mom will still
        have Lipton iced tea mix and peanuts
        and cookies in the cookie jar right
        next to the automatic can opener
        (covered by the can opener cozy) on
        the counter in her kitchen ready for
        me whenever I want.

        And that's comforting.
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Ben tried to print the Internet once.
        He got through the letter A, but then
        his printer ran out of ink.

        And then the Earth was attacked by a
        giant pair of scissors!!!
      • Posted
      • The B. F. Tizzle does the most
        *amazing* karaoke version of the
        Police's So Lonley... with dance
        moves and everything. Seriously,
        you should check it out sometime.
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • From across a large room, long hallway,
        or crowded street, Benny thrusts his
        arms skyward and bellows ARMS RAISED IN
        A V! at me. Nothing is more
        satisfying. NOTHING.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • Ben introduced me to "The Freewheelin'
        Bob Dylan" and let me sing backup for
        him. We recorded some songs together,
        and listening to them still makes me
        proud. Oh, and he's funny, too.
      • Posted
      • Somewhere, someone is composing a list
        of Funny Mo' Fo's and nearing the top
        of that list, climbing steadily, is
        Ben.
      • Posted
      • Ahh, this guy, I owe him alot. He's a
        Jew and I love him for it.
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