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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Jan 2005
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Hometown:
upstate NY
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chani's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/15547508
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College/University:
Maharishi University of Management, Attended 2004 - 2005, Ph.D., Ph.D. in Physiology w/ specialization in Maharishi Ayurveda
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Affiliations:
Sisters of the Burning Branch, Order of the White Moon, a proud member of UPS (united plant savers or the other one?...) ALSO --In the book Cunt there is a list of cunt-affiliated sex shops so I gotta represent the one closest to us in Iowa City called "Ruby's Pearl" on 13 S Linn Street, I've never been there but fer anyone close by it's a sex shop owned and operated by women (think cunt-love not cunt-hatred)
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What I enjoy doing:
www.gurillanews.com (REAL independent news owned, reported by and paid for by GNN itself--a rareity in America these days), www.yellowtimes.org, www.buzzflash.com, www.commondreams.com, www.democraticunderground.com, www.americaheldhostile.com, www.northernsun.com, www.bitch.com, www.witchvox.com
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Favorite Books:
Cunt, Bitch, 365 Goddess, Starkhawk's SpiralDance, The Hidden Messages in Water, Ariadne's Thread
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Favorite Movies:
Ahhh....TROMA movies are wicked-awesome insane B movies!! They may be B-movies but it's real hardcore talent (LOL). Blue Velvet is always a popular choice as well as the cancelled tv-series now on DVD Twin Peaks, Donnie Darko is always a good one (it was my bedtime movie for about 3 months with a follow-up of TLC's surgery shows as I slept--- GOOD DREAMS MAN! - It pays to have an insomniac for a boyfriend), DOCUMENTARIES: Outfoxed, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, etc. -- And you can't forget The Heathers and Back to the Future to lighten things up a bit
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Favorite Music:
BLAH!!!!!! I like a lot of different kinds of music. It's easier to say that I DON'T like: pop-punk (what all u bitches know as "punk" is a joke), emo (emotional punk??gimme a break), country (just put the gun in your mouth, cock it and pull -- it's so much easier), "Tell me how to look act and be barbie music" ie: Backstreet boys, Brittney spears etc. (PUKE! when you start playing your own instruments, writing your own lyrics and TRY I still won't accept it as REAL music.) ANYWAY...... hardcore bands are always kool, death metal on a bad day always cheers me up and techno (but especially unclassifiable music) Mindless Self Indulgence is TIT. Clutch is always a good band, Blood For Blood kicks ass, Crystal Method, Sublime always mellows me out, Fiona Apple is my newly found feminine music and I just got into Eminem (at least he expresses his opinion)
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Favorite TV Shows:
See hobbies and interests for fact-based news not tv...FUCK TV -- It's just another way for them to lead us to fear..But, it's not all bad...Fururama, Simpsons (no all you MTV hoes, not the dumb bitch's play-by-play of stupidity), that 70's show (yeah, I'm a pothead fucking deal with it), South park (umm..drugs are bad, mmkay?? -- LOL they're like CANDY to me...yum), My So-Called Life, Daria (got pretty dumb, but started off kool)--And of course TLC's surgery shows. I like all shows that show you the inside of people. The REAL inside. Yes, very graphic. Yes, very Chani-friendly.
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About Me:
I am noone. I am everyone. I am the kid that you ran from in high school. I am the girl that your mom wants you to bring home. I am a CUNT. I am a GODDESS. I speak my mind at all times. I hate tit-flaunting, engorged-pussy, anal-loving, cock sucking, lesbian-for-a-moment to tease all the guys, indiscriminate coke whores (yeah, it's funny even to me). I love whores for keeping plaid-dicked bastards away from me. My jyotish says that I have uncommon sexual tendencies (ie: our society doesnt know what to do with women that aren't whores). Everything happens for a reason and everything exists for a reason. Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm a Schitzophrenic and so am I. No, not really but that T-shirt Rocked!
FUCK YOUR FASCIST BEAUTY STANDARDS (also one of my favorite tees). So yeah, I'm me. I'm a conscious person who thinks everything is FUCKED. I believe in a lot of conspiracy theories, but not all cause I still retain that I have control over my own brain (although it is debate-able). "Life's too short to smoke cheap pot." I still want my own island so that I don't have to deal with crackpots everyday.
My favorite quote: "You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here, and whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfloding as it should." -excerpt from "Cunt" by Inga Muscio
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Who I Want to Meet:
I don't really wanna meet anyone. I am here for Hil cause she rocks and lots of ppl from MUM are here. If someone wants to talk to me thats fine but I have enough imaginary friends already......I don't need more.
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established circle of friends on the web
very little, because she's surrounded by
us all all day and may only read my 'ode
to chani' when she approves it....which
she better or the little love tap I gave her
earlier will turn into some bruises and a
black eye,
but, none the less I invest my time
praising the wonders of chani
she's an awesome earth goddess,
sister, mother, and lover. I'd add the
masculine counterparts to these as well,
but the I'm rather partial to the power of
the feminine right now and it can
fucking kick the siamese twinness ass
outta brother, father etc..
especially in this day and age as we
embrace our given role as bitch, cunt,
witch and all the beautiful names we as
women have been called in degradation
for years.
Chani is constantly enlivening her
immortal power and strength in me
simply by existing in such close
proximity to me, I respect her for living
more of herself than many people know
about themselves
I loveyou