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"I'm a confused girl who does not know what to do or where
to go. Boston appetizes me. But, my taste buds currently..."
More about Buffy
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Messaging Off[Restricted to Buffy's friends] |
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Occupation:
Shoelacing
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Hobbies and Interests:
photography, strawberry cheesecake icecream, scissors, hair, pink, fish named pico de gallo, and sexy music
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Favorite Books:
choke, kokoro, the perks of being a wallflower, a confederancy of dunces, survivor
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Favorite Movies:
amelie, fight club, run lola run, donnie darko, the secretary, the emperor's new groove, the royal tennebaums, army of darkness, memento, best in show, office space, dancer in the dark
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Favorite Music:
beck, yo la tengo, bjork, royksopp, radiohead, cat power, the postal service, modest mouse, black eyes, cibo matto, death cab for cutie, interpol, coldplay, and so so much more
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Favorite TV Shows:
family guy, the bbc network, seinfeld
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About Me:
I'm a confused girl who does not know what to do or where
to go. Boston appetizes me. But, my taste buds currently
reside at Umass Amherst. The comparative literature major
is my current love. Though, we may be getting a
divorce. Shy? Most likely. Also. Apparently. If you
ever want to identify me, just listen for my laugh. AIM:
Orange of danger
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Who I Want to Meet:
Smoove B. Those who can handle my excessive use of "hot"
and "sexy." And coffee shops.
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the people who don't know who buffy is.
then i realise that it's THEIR OWN DAMN
FAULT. JERKS.
when I did not know you. Now that I do,
I can appreciate you for the S-Bag that
you are. I hope you're proud.
tingling in my loins. I've never felt
this before and it confuses me, but in
a good way. A very good way!
VCUD+)"""(__)%(WR)SAFI
(this message has been turned to
gibberish by the awesome power of how
freaking incredible buffy is. i cannot
fault her one bit)
four things will survive. cockroaches,
twinkies, the old e.t. atari games
buried in the desert somewhere, and the
memory of the super freaking awesomeness
of buffy.
whatever this girl touches turns to
candy. she was raised by space pirates,
and so has extensive knowledge of
parrot-sized space-suits. buffy
fluttered her eyelashes at me once, and
now if i do not have my daily dosage of
her cuteness i black out. all this is
100% FACT.
our stuff through the UMass dining
commons, & suddenly, I got the urge for
some vanilla ice cream. So, there I am,
preparing myself for a bowl of
delicious vanilla ice cream, eyeing the
array of sprinkles & other such
toppings. Then, out of NOWHERE comes
this CRAZY woman & before I know it,
WHAM! I'm struck down by an invisible
force from behind me! Everything is in
slow motion! I'm losing my grip on
reality! "Where's Buffy?", I think to
myself. And then I hear the voice of
evil
itself: "NOOO...VAAA...NIL...LAAA...TOOO
...DAAAY...!!!!" Next thing I know, I
was sent to floor in whirlwind of
confusion! When I finally came back to
my senses, Buffy was there, wiping my
forehead with a cool, damp towel,
telling me everything was gonna be
okay. If it wasn't for her, I'd be a
dead woman. Thank you, dear Buffy.
Thank you.
her a couple times, but from these
couple times, I gathered this notion of
her being, as mentioned previously, one
hip lady. I would like to hang out with
her sexiness a lot at UMass in hopes
that I too will become just as hip &
sexy. BUFFY RUL3Z!1!1!&@)!
night. It's been getting a bit out of
hand lately. And by out of hand, I mean
totally hot. Except that it's all done
via text across the
interwebnet-cyber-highway-thing. Which
makes it even hotter.
sex her wild. Like a camel in heat.
That's me that's like the camel in
heat, not her. That's what she turns
me into; she's not anything like a
camel. I'd say she's more of a fox.