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"I like people. OK, I actually don't, but it makes me sound
like less of an asshole if I say I do.
I'm still in the..."
More about Justin
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Occupation:
Hater, Biter, Buying Beer for Teens
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Hobbies and Interests:
Drinking, Getting drunk, Telling stories about when i was drunk, Trash TV, Music, Dogs, Pornography, Laughing at the Misfortunes of Others, Precious Moments Figurines
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Favorite Books:
Me no like those paper TVs. No pretty pictures in paper TVs.
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Favorite Movies:
Any movie with a sex scene or monkeys but not both.
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Favorite Music:
Hip-Pop, Pop-Hop, Hip-Hump, Nana Miskouri
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything where people are publicly degraded and then vote each other off.
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About Me:
I like people. OK, I actually don't, but it makes me sound
like less of an asshole if I say I do.
I'm still in the denial stage of my serious drinking
problem, which most people would agree is the fun part of
alcoholism.
My inevitable wealth and fame is still pending. Latch on to
me now while I still return people's calls!
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who mention in their profiles how many times a week
they work out. Fascinating!...
I would also like to meet a nice masculine black man that
will let me braid his hair every morning before work.
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offends present poster ... O.P.P. only
proffers perfection.
hollywood show? i just fired glenn. good
justin.
soliciting prostitutes. My truck was impounded
and everybody on Hazzard county now thinks
I'm a pervert. Thanks Justin.
trying to get me naked. The last ime
we were together her totally licked me
up one side and down the other -but I
did enjoy that!
others eyes and excused ourselves from the
dinner table and fucked in a friends bathroom.
the only thing was, after ramming it in him for
what seemed like hours, he said, "i want you
to cum, sammy!" and i was like, "SAMMY!! I AM
NOT SAMMY!! I AM MADONNA LEE ROTH
THANK YOU!!!" and then i proceeded to sing
him "Hot For La Isla Bonita!" and "Who's that
beautiful Girl?".... then he came and we
cleaned up and went back ot the dinner party.
wild times.
average, but occasionally if unchi-kun
is feeling particularly obstinate unch-
kun will take a break for a couple of
days. Justin will have particularly
obstinate unchi-kun.
it's only because I pity him greatly
for being so out of shape.
of his favorite sporting events to
attend is bulimic foodfights. I can't
call Justin gay like I do with most
men online because I don't know that
for a fact. What I do know is that he
likes it in the cornhole - so he may
be one of those straight guys that
likes to "take it for the team" so to
speak. Anyway, Justin isn't a pussy
like Willy Tanner and I think that
makes him totally tits. Oh, and Mrs.
Tanner is a MILF. HA! I kill me!
ass.