• Ian McPhaden

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      "My baby can kick your baby's butt!"

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      • Clover
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      • Ian, I remember one night you ate a whole block of cheese. A cheese brick! Amazing. You are a unique, sensitive--perhaps even telepathic, very artistic individual, with a rare kind of warmth. Thanks for the painting many years ago--I still have it. Someday it will be worth millions...
      • Yuki
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      • Seriously, your baby is like 100X cuter than the Gerber baby. Why do you bother working? Put her to work! :p
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      • Ian knows all about the old wives' tales about the role demons play in inducing labor. I heard it straight from him!

        Love ya, baby daddy!
      • Neil
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      • Watch out. He always wins and Techin
        and will even turn Florence Nightingale
        into a sore loser. Oh wait, I think she's a
        dead nurse. Watch out spawn of Ian,
        your daddy's crafty and your mother's
        real name is none other that thee Miss
        Mademoiselle Vanne Blanc! I should
        know I begot her too!
      • Nicholas
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      • Twas in another lifetime that Ian was a
        corrupt cop and I was king of the
        beggars long before any anarchists
        accidentally died or we journeyed
        through a world of futurists and
        Bauhaus. We had a copasetic
        relationship worked out with winks,
        nods, and handshakes.

        An illusion existed that life was simple
        inside a boiling incubation bubble.
        Through that journey through dark heat,
        Ian always had this wry wise grin of
        advance knowledge of the calm before
        the storm. Thinking back on it now,
        brings good memories and laughter.

        And now, he's married...whoosh.

        Our paths will cross again and I look
        forward to a few more grins...
      • Nathan
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      • I knew Ian back when you guys thought
        New Kids On The Block was a good
        idea. Back before he moved
        to "Chicago" to be a fancy...er... guy
        who does the thing that he does. As a
        matter of fact... I haven't talked to
        Ian in a very long time, so I'm
        testimonializing the guy I knew with
        the silly pom-pom hair.

        So yeah. That guy was cool.
      • Zenna
      • Posted
      • Ian likes to eat weird food....like
        things that look like sticks, but
        they're not, and they are supposed to
        be good for you or something. Ian
        also likes to build things - like
        shelves and crazy chairs - and Ian is
        my friend....ahhhhhhhhh He makes life
        so much easier when he is working on a
        show with Chad. Thank you for keeping
        the bear away!!!!! I owe ya some
        ginsing....
      • Lindsey
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      • ian is one strange bird. and when i
        say he's a strange bird, i'm not saying
        that i don't love him or enjoy working
        with him. what i'm trying to get
        across to you is that ian is actually a
        feathered, flying creature that is just
        a little more special than the other
        birds. he wears a helmet.
        love you, ian!
      • Robin
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      • You know in that movie High Fidelity
        where the girlfriend starts dating the
        fruity upstairs neighbor, Ian, but she
        calls him Ray instead because she thinks
        Ian is a gay name? Well, when I see
        that I think of this guy and say,
        "Whatever, B! Ian is the most kickass
        name in the world!" This Ian is nothing
        but. He is the kind of guy who gives
        his hammer a cute name. How can you
        beat that! Also, he's excellent at MadLibs.
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      • I empathize with this fellow nervous
        vomiter. It was Ian who told me of
        the calming ways of a lobster
        costume. It was also Ian who made
        our lunchtime movie or TV viewings
        possible. Thank you for your
        technical assistance, Ian.
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