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"i'm writing a few books that you will think are all super
rad. You'll read them and be all, "this is a rad book."
Then..."
More about Chris
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Occupation:
Editor Transworld SURF, sports commentator
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, extreme sports, super extreme sports, and ultimate super duper extreme sports. art
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Favorite Books:
Death and Life OF BOBBY Z, WORK IS HELL, The partner, war of the worlds global dispatch
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Favorite Movies:
Velvet Goldmine!!!!!! Ziggy Stardust, old school, boondock saints, the professional, Amalie, Lord of the cockrings, apocolypse now and later, debbie did dallas and then i was born
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Favorite Music:
The O.C theme song, shellac, slint, unwound, sonic youth, kut u up, Hot snakes, Dylan iceland, drive like jehu, David Bowie!!, the legend of., the after party, boilermaker, trans am, division of laura lee, the constantines, sea and cake, tortioise, hot boyz
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Favorite TV Shows:
The O.C. and O.C. reruns the following night
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About Me:
i'm writing a few books that you will think are all super
rad. You'll read them and be all, "this is a rad book."
Then you'll be all, "Yo mom and dad, check out this
book, it's f-king awesome." Your dad's all, "F-k yeah it is
brah."
p.s. I love my wife Marie
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone from The O.C.
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like a british soap star! You are such a
trendster... It's all about what looks good
today right? PSHAH!
see this dude coming out of F-st with a wagon
full of toys for boys, he says they are for
christmas toy drives so guess thats pretty nice
of him
with Chris and he would go around showing
everyone his dick and trying to grab
everyone's asses and he cussed a lot. I would
go home and talk to my mom about it but
nothing seemed to help me, so I went to
counseling for 3 years and now I have a tick in
my left eye I also have a cussing
problem...FUCK, SHIT, ASS, CUNT!!!... see.
the guy behind the guy who is really in
front of everyone, naked while fully
clothed, laughing while puking, singing
with his mouth shut, drinking pepsi
twist at the bus station in a pickup
truck. Yeah, he's the ultimate
Dichotoperbole... which a new word that
Webster came up with to describe this
man. He has also aged condsiderably
since i saw him a few months ago, and
that's fucking impressive unto itself.
played bass better than him. I then
proceeded to drink half the amount of
booze he ingests the moment he wakes up
and attempted to play bass again. I
failed, wound up with a concussion, and
a tattoo that says "COTE OWNZ YOU".
pure genuis or complete self
destrcution. or is he? what? huh?