• Dennis

      "dennis"

      "If I could have any job in the world it would be race car driver. Rally car, to be exact -- that's the kind of race that you..."

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      • Jenny
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      • dj sinned is cool! together you can find good pho with him. girls... you better get in line for your chance to rock with dennis!
      • Jamie
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      • Dennis gives good code.
      • Malvika
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      • It had been ten years since I had last
        seen Dennis...and I think my mouth
        dropped when I saw him. The past
        ten years have done you well Dennis.
      • Larry
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      • That picture is not deceiving - this
        man is actually this cute in real
        life. Another thing: he manages to
        get things done at his job and get
        promoted and stuff and people _still_
        like him. He will also buy you dinner
        when you are down. Warning: civilians
        should not attempt to apprehend Dennis
        unless they are highly trained law
        enforcement personnel.
      • Frankie
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      • This man's brain is HUGE! And you know
        what they say about huge brains....
        Although he left me sitting outside the
        Pebble Beach Pro-Am tournament for two
        hours one day, I forgave him after he
        bought me a $12 burger. His tendency to
        get red-faced after drinking one beer
        makes him quite entertaining at parties
        and he's always a gracious host, even
        when guests puke up their burritos onto
        his carpeted steps then split without
        telling him (wasn't me!). They say to
        know Dennis is to love him. Who are
        they? Hell if I know, but I love him
        too.
      • Hersh
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      • When its the eleventh hour and you are
        dying for want of that sexy jacket,
        that sleveless vest, or those super
        cool shoes, there is only one man you
        can turn to. Dennis. If he was
        shorter, skinnier and had smaller feet
        I would kill him and take his wardrobe
        as my own. Alas he is tall and
        embarassingly equiped with unnatural
        growths of horrendous size. Thus all
        his tailored suits are fit only for a
        man-sized horned toad. How courageous
        of him to choose life in the face of so
        many physical and mental handicaps. In
        his place I would have long ago
        euthanized myself in the garden to
        nourish the rosebushes.
      • Pius
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      • boyish in appearance, elvish clad in
        spandex, brownish baked in UV rays,
        mongoloidish in taiwanosity, Ragdish in
        friendship. dennis was the product of
        routine ritualistic beatings as a child
        and once armed with this knowledge, one
        can only mumble, "ahhh, so that's
        why!" why must one own an overpriced
        BMW or spin records with his endless
        supplies of needles. perhaps it's the
        size of his own "needle"? hypothesis?
        yes. probability? likely. don't ever
        lend this guy money lest you want to be
        tracking him down for years.
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