John St.Laurent

Simi Valley High, Attended 1995 - 1997, Class of 1997

Must you remind me?

California State University - Northridge, Attended 2001 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Film Production

Tech for Panavision, Photographer, Writer

I'm an island unto myself

photography, cinema, literature, music, DVDs, tea, hot sake, sushi, candles, cats, record collecting, Natalie Portman, dreaming, haikus, cold weather and hot showers, writing, impure thoughts, New Castle Brown Ale, Bushmills, walking in the rain, pixy stix, the sureal

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, William S. Burroughs, Clive Barker, Charles Bukowski, Frank and Brian Herbert, and Terry Pratchett

Great Escape, Fight Club, Amelie, Buckaroo Banzai, ESB, Trainspotting, Final Countdown, Evil Dead 2, Buffalo 66, Rushmore, Sex and Lucia, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Royal Tennenbaums, Seven Samurai, Titus, Waiting For Guffman, The Wall, 24hr Party People, Leon

Yeah-Yeah-Yeahs, Modest Mouse, Beta Band, Flaming Lips, Goldfrapp, Pink Floyd, Stereolab, Dandy Warhols, Built To Spill, Elbow, Joy Division, Gorillaz, Massive Attack, Bjork, Portishead, St. Germain, Radiohead, NIN, Eels, Spoon, K&D, Negro Problem, Azure Ray, Stew

Firefly, Iron Chef, JLU, MXC, Lost, Strangers with Candy, Brak Show, The State, MST3K, Invader Zim, The Prisoner, Good Eats, Sea Lab 2021, IFC, Futurama, Farscape, The Tick, Project Greenlight

I'm Irish, French, and Italian. I can't whistle but I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. I'm a bit of a beer and film snob. Well read and well traveled. My favorite painting is "Hylas and the Nymphs" by J.W. Waterhouse. I can recite the poem "The Jaberwocky" from memory. I embrace the dork with in me but know when to leave him at home. Love cats. I'm open minded, or I like to think I am. I'm extremely arachnaphobic. Our family coat of arms is 3 ostridge plumes proper, which I always thought was cool back when I ran Cross Country. I hate Mini-Coopers, everytime I see one I expect to hear circus music and see 100 midget clowns jump out. I'm a published poet yet sadly I don't own a copy of the literary journal it was published in. I find thunderstorms extremely romantic. I think that if you are driving like an ass in an SUV while talking on a cell phone the police should have the legal right to surgically remove your tongue. I'm beter at six degrees of Kevin Bacon than anyone in thier right mind should be. I'm a pumpkin carving champion. I love to cook even though it may not always turn out perfect. I can tell exactly what type of prop driven airplane is overhead by the sound of the engine. I love the smell of used book stores, the air 5 min after it starts raining and fire places burning on a cold night. I'm obsessed with following people around Blockbuster and listening to what average Americans think are "good" movies. My girl friend thinks I'm too young to be a curmudgeon. IM me at - YoureOnTheRocket

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