Ryan's skateboarding prowess was
further developed after spending
several years in Texas where he
mastered the style of Frankie Hill and
the "big, fat, ollie one-foot".
Besides being an avid living room
break dancer, he's also a closet Phunk
Junkeez fan.
It was Ryans Birthday, and we were just
cruising Tempe. We passed a couple of
assholes in a super lame giant truck who
spit on his car. So we played spy tech and
when the two losers parked their car Ryan
And I went and got eggs and came back and
had some junior high fun! Always a good
time with Golden Pants.
All the way, all day, and all the
time. MO' FO' always making someone
laugh. Heres to you funny man,
welcome to the family. Once you're
in, the only way out's in a pine box.
Ryan was an essential member of the
Miller's Outpost Cartel of 1992. It
involved the smuggling of various
products by such designers as: Marithe
& Francois Girbaud, Z-Cavaricci, and
Hypercolor. Only problem was Bernan
confiscated the goods and used them to
accentuate the high-style of his
patented "taco-bell" haircut. Genius.
The first time I met Golden pants I
experienced two things > the magical
waterbong and the magical ....sit-up.
Then I lost 40$ cause you needed a
private booth in a nasty Pornclub...
The second time, you were DJing in a
club, giving shit to some asshole.
Dude, RG is the neverending fun master
J>.......
WHich is the way to live anyway...
See you soon RG, (and Baby RG)..
Ryan is a no bullshit kind of guy. He
has a few "hardcore" expressions that
he uses quite regularly such as: Go
Hard or Go Home, Whether You Think You
Can or You Think You Can't...Youre
Right, and JDI. He especially loves
when Brett Davis tells him to "Get your
head out of your ass"
further developed after spending
several years in Texas where he
mastered the style of Frankie Hill and
the "big, fat, ollie one-foot".
Besides being an avid living room
break dancer, he's also a closet Phunk
Junkeez fan.
cruising Tempe. We passed a couple of
assholes in a super lame giant truck who
spit on his car. So we played spy tech and
when the two losers parked their car Ryan
And I went and got eggs and came back and
had some junior high fun! Always a good
time with Golden Pants.
from the disneyland jail. . . "let's run."
time. MO' FO' always making someone
laugh. Heres to you funny man,
welcome to the family. Once you're
in, the only way out's in a pine box.
him. I don't have herpes either. Thanks a lot
Vince!
Miller's Outpost Cartel of 1992. It
involved the smuggling of various
products by such designers as: Marithe
& Francois Girbaud, Z-Cavaricci, and
Hypercolor. Only problem was Bernan
confiscated the goods and used them to
accentuate the high-style of his
patented "taco-bell" haircut. Genius.
experienced two things > the magical
waterbong and the magical ....sit-up.
Then I lost 40$ cause you needed a
private booth in a nasty Pornclub...
The second time, you were DJing in a
club, giving shit to some asshole.
Dude, RG is the neverending fun master
J>.......
WHich is the way to live anyway...
See you soon RG, (and Baby RG)..
has a few "hardcore" expressions that
he uses quite regularly such as: Go
Hard or Go Home, Whether You Think You
Can or You Think You Can't...Youre
Right, and JDI. He especially loves
when Brett Davis tells him to "Get your
head out of your ass"