Alyssa

McKinley Montessori, Courtyard Private School, Phoebe Hearst Elementary, Sutter Middle School, St. Francis High School

University of California - Davis, Attended 2001 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Lintuistics

Student

Lambda Delta Lambda-queer sorority

Renaissance Fairs, Collecting Swedish Stamps, Sewing moo-moos for sex appeal, Harvesting Kiwis

Any John Grisham

I love me some Paulie Shore!!

I have all the Nortdstrom's soundtracks, but the pan flute is amaaazing.

Regis and Kelly

On a mission to add syncopation to the rythm of the world (or at least my microcosm). I'm holding down my shit, and if you consent, I'll hold you down too. Gravity, or some other theory, pulls me toward people who aren't afraid to love humanity with all it's shit. My booty moves uncontrollably when I hear music. I'm a stubborn bitch, but it's only because I love you. I make stencils. I drink wine. And scotch. And gin, and practically anything you put in my face because I also love good company and am pretty low maintainance. I'm also both smarter and tougher than I look. You're gonna like my smile.

People who spark creativity. People who like to get dirty. Athletes. Intellectuals. Heroes. Anti-heroes. People with bad habits. People who give great hugs. You.