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" That's okay, you'll just work for us someday!"
"Finally, a place where beauty meets brains. Forget all those other hot lists. To be added here, you have to be an Ivy..."
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Schools (Other):
Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Penn, Columbia, Cornell, Brown, Dartmouth
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Occupation:
HOT IVY LEAGUER!
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Affiliations:
None - There will be only one Hot Ivy Leaguer - 500 limit, or until we get bored and abandon this site. So work out, eat healthy, brush your teeth, and you won't be deleted and replaced by someone better., A May Addendum - Will No. 2 be as good as No.1? Due to overwhelmingly popular demand we suppose we must try to accommodate. Stay tuned for the sequel.
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Hobbies and Interests:
daydreaming about how hot and perfect I am, fantasizing about myself.
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Favorite Books:
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Wilde, On Human Nature - Wilson, The Selfish Gene - Dawkins
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Favorite TV Shows:
Why would I watch tv when I can look in the mirror?
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
Finally, a place where beauty meets brains. Forget all those other hot lists. To be added here, you have to be an Ivy Leaguer, and be hot. If you're from MIT, Stanford, something comparable, you better be damn fine. Did we mention, if any of you Hot Ivy Leaguers mate or hook up amongst yourselves, there's a pimping fee due.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Ridiculously good-looking & intelligent people. We'll weed out the rest. It's called social darwinism baby. Embrace your vanity. It can be healthy.
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she's lisa btw...
stand up?
We heard a rumor
That you like our humor
All we aim to be is fun and funny
Perhaps make someone's day a bit
more sunny?
Actually, it's just to earn lots and lots of
money!
Of course sometimes our rhymes are
lame!
But you know we have no shame!
After all, it's our claim to fame!
We know you're so very eager
To be a Hot Ivy Leaguer
And if you're not, that's okay
Because you'll work for us someday!
Please don't be pissed.
If you get on our waitlist.
Please don't cry
especially if you're a guy.
Just get more fly, than reapply.
After all, it might just take that one more
try.
It's been said
That we are coed
(Not to mention good in bed!)
We kid you not
We're so damn hot!
We're on the list
And can't be missed!
Cheers!
HIL
P.S. You write one bad@$$ testimonial!
world. Now I only need to find the "Jew
Conspiracy" Friendster.
infirm for quite some time now-- ever
since I turned down Harvard for MIT in
the winter of final year of prep school.
Little did I know that winter would
persist and deepen with my every
subsequent non-ivy degree.
How poorly I understood the importance
of a label!
But now, with my admission to this
virtual walled city, I am revived! Like
a mighty phoenix rising from the ashes
of a childhood folly, I rise high into
the sky, leaving a trail of fire and
money in my wake. I soar into the
heavens, into the kingdom that is my
right by birth, to enforce and deride
the earthly suffering of the
proletariat. Mmmhahaha! My father is
soooo much richer than yours! My car,
so much faster! My fingers, so much
more slender and manicured! Worship me,
plebs, as I worship myself!