Poogene Fart

actor / thick jackass / astronaut

MAKING AN ENTRANCE, walking down the street with my arms raised in the air elbows cocked, vanity, new and familiar feces, my mirror, porn, your sphincter, bruce lee, music, theater, performing, partying, geeking, women, nature, rimjobs, paradise, people

The Mouse & The Motorcycle, sophocles, aeschylus, & euripedes stuff too, 100 years of solitude, tao te ching

anything that shows david caruso's ass, City of God, Raising Arizona, Gimme Shelter, Saturday Night Fever, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Boogie Nights, Mean Streets, Godfather II, Dude Where's My Car, bruce lee stuff

the stones, ac/dc, stevie wonder, aretha, sly & the family stone, the international male, marvin gaye, al green, willie nelson, verdi, happy mondays, house music

taxi, pensacola

I am an anal aphid who is attracted to freaks of all
kinds. I am an experimental theatre actor- part of La
Mama, who likes to talk about my ass and farts and
colon, butt really it's just a facade to get the ladies.
Once i ran a mile without stopping like 10 years ago... I
can relate to jesus because we both wear sandals a
lot. I
just got my ass crack waxed and i screamed for 5
days...
straight. i didn't even eat. all i did was scream.
every
time i rode the subway home people would get mad at
me because i was screaming because my crack hurt
so much. my penis is about the same size, shape and
color of a raisin or squished potato bug...

i used to be an astronaut and was instrumental in the
setting up of space station STS-111 (along with other
members of Expedition Three), now famous for their
work on
the Biomass Production System.

I love my family and friends so much it's sick...

Freaks. A sensitive, loyal woman with a great sense of
humour and two vaginas.