Dixit Patel

S.B 07

"Bhola was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Ramu asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Bhola: Can't u read 'Parking..."

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Schools (Other):
Southwest High "class of 07'."
Occupation:
Major in Accounting
Affiliations:
who cares about this!
Hobbies and Interests:
Alot of em' yaar......
Favorite Books:
I wish I had 1
Favorite Movies:
Hera Pheri, laga raho munnabhai, beerfest, saw 2, Asss Hole..., phir hera phere, bhagham bhag and all other comedy movies.
Favorite Music:
hip hop, R&B and Hindi
Favorite TV Shows:
fear factor, south park, comedy central and anything that makes me laugh.
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
About Me:
Bhola was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Ramu asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Bhola: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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Bhola apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Bhola: I'm falling in love.

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Bhola was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Bhola: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

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Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Who I Want to Meet:
Don't worry about that