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"To the manor born."
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Occupation:
Hand model
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Hobbies and Interests:
Hair Bands, Cushy Hotel Rooms, Dark Bars with Red Leather Booths, Brown Booze, Good Juke Boxes, Lingerie, Geniuses, Good Stories
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Favorite Books:
Brothers Karamazov, Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby, Without Feathers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Loved One
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Favorite Movies:
Danger Diabolik, Megaforce, Jaws, Network, Smokey and the Bandit, Diehard, High Plains Drifter, The Hustler, Over the Edge, The Sweet Smell of Success, all Marx Bros., Blazing Saddles, Big Lebowski, The Personal Touch
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Favorite Music:
Rock and Roll, Vintage Country, Jazz Standards, Neil Diamond
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Favorite TV Shows:
A-Team, CHiPs, Twilight Zone, Crocodile Hunter, M*A*S*H, Match Game '73, Outer Limits, Rockford Files, Lance Link Secret Chimp
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About Me:
To the manor born.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Girls in Hotpants
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a middle aged woman.
Jeff saved me from a night of Ukrainian
Dancers at the Viper Room AND
Jackie Chan's insane interpreter within
the same week.
The dude is Superman with a better
wardrobe and superior hair product.
saying. He's talented. Funny. Charming.
He bought me a drink once solely because
he noticed that I was empty-handed. You
get it. Jeff's the bee's knees. That
would be reason enough to admire the
man. But anyone who is willing to take
some time out of a kickass party to
extrapolate on the finer points of
1977's Death Promise is all right with
me. Jeff is more than a great guy.
That's a promise.
oh, fuck it. jeff should spell his
name with one 'f'. jeff can make a
night in a turkish prison fun. he
smells good. jef(f) is the reason for
the season. he smells good. i said
that already. i'm drunk. i'm crying
in my beer and cursing my cancerian
status to hell. to hell, i tellya...
my ass itch, twitch - don't you wish you could
scratch it? and grab it like you want it? the
name fits 'cuz your all up on it.
eastbound on the 60 freeway towards
Whittier. One of them was Trotsky's role in
the Russian Revolution...another was how
to shave my back most efficiently.
knew him best when earth tone clothes
were his staple and called me "Dozer
Snake" for some reason. He rubbed his
fingers together when he spoke. I'm
sure Whittier is proud to have him as
one of her Bumiputeras (sons of the
soil).
part of an elite team that battles
dishonesty and un-funniness everywhere.
Everything Jeff does he does with ego-
shattering excellence, from darts to
karaoke to paintball. If you are a
superficial unfunny person and you hang
out with Jeff, you will go home with
your tail between your legs, if you are
a real person with a good sense of
humor you will have the time of your
life.
Of telling tales
And biting nails are gone
But in my mind I know they will
Still live on and on
But how do you thank
Someone who has taken
You from crayons to perfume?
It isn't easy, but I'll try."
- Lulu
Jeff knows that love can happen
anywhere between two or three people.
He also knows that if it's not love,
someone owes somebody a couple hundred
bucks. Sorry, no "friend discounts.
He will drink you under the table,
then ask you to blow him while you're
down there. He constantly gives to
charity. He gives his time and his
seed. The folks at the March Of
Dimes' have asked him not to volunteer
anymore. Apparently pregnant girls in
wheelchairs don't help sell their
right wing agenda'. Shame on
you March Of Dimes'!