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"Esteemed civil rights leader. Two-time distiguished mayor
of the capital of the Free World. BITCH SET ME UP!!!"
More about Marion Barry
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Occupation:
Crackhead Public Dignitary
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sexin' the furry beotches, eatin' oxycontin, stiffin' strippers, suckin' on crackpipes lyin' around my hole, blamin' whitey for gravity
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Favorite Books:
What Color is Your Parachute?, How to Succeed in Politics Without Giving Up What You Really Love
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Favorite Movies:
New Jack City, Scarface, Up in Smoke, Blow, Trainspotting, Showgirls
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Favorite Music:
ODB, Wu Tang, Skynyrd, 2 Live Crew, Notorious BIG, shit that's good to smoke to, Jack Johnson
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Favorite TV Shows:
The District, Fear Factor, Big Brother 4, Kingpin
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About Me:
Esteemed civil rights leader. Two-time distiguished mayor
of the capital of the Free World. BITCH SET ME UP!!!
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Who I Want to Meet:
A bitch with crack that won't SET ME UP!
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me, but I gotsa say, Where's my
Money Bitch! Ya dont tink ya can
sweet tak a ladi,n den gits away wit
nots payin 4 ya krak! N, I wint down
on ya ass, wat da fuk s dat? bes B
payin up, ya dont wann ruin ya repa
tatshun huh?
Recall." Ha ha ha ha!!!
Skinny 'ol Tony 'Bowtie' Williams ain't
half the crack-smokin' mayor you are.
He wish he could be, but he just have
the cojones to raise his middle finger
to the people at Adams Morgan Day (like
you did). He can't be caught cheatin'
on his woman in the back seat of a
Jaguar by the Anacostia River with some
hussy other than the bitch that sets
people up (like you did). He can't have
his own statue in the movie High School
High (like you did). Oh, no mayor will
ever hold a crack pipe to you Mr. Barry.
I'll never forget the indredible
statements you've made to the people of
Washington.
"The contagious people of Washington
have stood firm against diversity during
this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every
sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings,
Washington actually has a very very low
crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was
an erotic club. And second,what can I
say? I'm a night owl."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan.
I am in my third term. Where's Reagan?
Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush
and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly
racist. All laws are racist. The law of
gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because
Washington is an international city,
just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As
mayor, I am an international symbol. Can
you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my
security detail is larger than the
president's. But you must ask yourself:
are there more people who want to kill
me than who want to kill the president?
I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more
than 100% of which were Black, were the
ultimate sacrifice."
"I read a funny story about how the
Republicans freed the slaves. The
Republicans are the ones who created
slavery by law in the 1600s. Abraham
Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not
a Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go
around making laws just because they
deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water
mains break, but I ask you, if the water
mains didn't break, would it be my
responsibility to fix them then? WOULD
IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding
Christian man; I am an intelligent man;
I am a deeply educated man; I am a
humble man."
and of course...
"Bitch set me up."
There'll never be another mayor like
you. I can asure you that.
such a hard time... it was the citizens
that elected (and re-elected) you. I
think your okay... a little misguided...
but still a great guy. I was going
through and old trunk filled with family
pictures from the 1980s. I found a
picture of you at a cocktail party with
none other than my dad. Just when you
think you know your parents... it turns
out they partied with Marion Barry.
Crackalicious!!!
I'm gonna cut yo ass up! But uh, other
than that, you got some good shit...
GET TOGETHER NEXT THURSDAY AND...SMOKE
SOME MUTHAFUCKIN' CRACK? SHIT GETS YOU
REAL HIGH MAN....