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"I am my biggest fan, and president of my own fan club.
Winning the Mr. Universe title is the first step in my
empire..."
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Occupation:
construction- remodeling/ trainer /etc..
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Hobbies and Interests:
Gardening, creative fugues, happenstance(not riverdance), evidence and random circumlocutioussemanticality
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Hunter S Thompson, Mark Twain, or Venerable Master Hsing Yun
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything Depp, e tu mama tambien
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Favorite Music:
reggea bagpipe, paki rap, Hopi hop
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show(jon stewart), Trigger Happy TV, south park, and if I had hbo-well you know Ali, simpsons, q eye, boy meets boy, reno 911
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About Me:
I am my biggest fan, and president of my own fan club.
Winning the Mr. Universe title is the first step in my
empire buiding plan. I am ashamed at my arrogance ,but yet
still quite proud of my immense humility. I would like to
sell third world people pepsi and teach them to sing
without teeth in harmony. I am inked up like a junior high
girls notebook, my tattoos all read " jenny and paul
forever" who they are I can't remember,too much dsl.
physically I'm six foot,185 avg personal
trainer .Irish /english/dutch /german mix with a bit of
terrier. It is possible I may have to go to federal prison
nov25in to dates unknown for being the vice president of
the LA Cannabis Club(LACRC). Type Jeff Farington Penthouse
into a search engine if you want to read the penthouse
article about helping people at any cost.
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Who I Want to Meet:
ecclectic,ambiguos , polygamous, cous cous,vivacious
nymphomaniacs, non-cannabilistic hillbillies, people with
good weed, Horny young hunks, stone cold foxes, chill
hotties, ill nanas, Salvation Army Veterans, Gary Colemans
agent/speechwriter/cousin/ or barber.
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ASS.
jeffrey is the sweetest gansta i know.
jeffrey just wants to help.
thank you, thank you jeffrey for being
a helpful sweet gansta who likes to
crush ass.
but a little grasshopper. His pacific
air calms the tempests and storms
around him. His body can barely contain
his massive beating heart and all of
the blood in his body. He's got a
strapping buffed-out body, but spends
his down time gardening. He stays in
shape by running a mile each day to
7/11 for cigarettes. He loves everyone
for who they are, what they are, but
doesn't have to like or even sleep with
them all. He is even and consistent in
temperament with intermittent patches
of unpredicatability. He can do one-
liners for eight hours straight. He can
speak like a recorded message, and
fakes like his recorded message is
speaking. He is extremely industrious
in maintaining a life as a slacker and
avoiding a career, I'm talking three to
four jobs at a time. His mind is packed
with information, he is an equal
opportunity trivia gatherer and he
organizes the mental flotsom most of us
discard, organizing it according to a
dewey decimal system for easy access
and distribution... somehow he manages
to bring it all around full circle to
whatever you are talking about, too. He
is a magician with duct tape. Someday,
I may be able to snatch the stone from
his hand, but not yet. I have much to
learn from this man before I walk the
earth.
lunatic this side of Battlecreek. His skill with
electrical tape is unmatched as are his
soliliquies on prison life and the beauty of the
Bonzai. No doubt a Jeff of All Trades.