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"acuor, lepidior, capillator. the know-it-all who really does know it all.
If you are cool or a lady, you may check my..."
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Schools (Other):
Mamaroneck High School, SUNY Binghamton, Harvard University
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Occupation:
I could tell you, but then I'd have to wake you up
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Hobbies and Interests:
travel, long walks on the beach, mindgames
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Favorite Books:
dance to the music of time (all 12 of 'em), the heart of the matter, the power and the glory, men at arms, labyrinths, the dark is rising
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Favorite Movies:
umbrellas of cherbourg, lawrence of arabia, bicycle thief, dazed and confused, visions of light, kind hearts and coronets, repulsion, z, aguirre the wrath of god
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Favorite Music:
neutral milk hotel, noel coward, nick drake, versus, camper van beethoven, gang of four, the zombies, genesis, cook & moore, michel legrand, mission of burma, dave brubeck, charles mingus, thelonius monk, sonic youth, the operators, syd barrett, tom waits, mcdonald & giles, bill dixon 7-ette
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Favorite TV Shows:
daily show, buffy, six feet under, mr. show, sopranos, the tripods, fishing with john
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
acuor, lepidior, capillator. the know-it-all who really does know it all.
If you are cool or a lady, you may check my shit at www.chrisbraiotta.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
tetrachromats. and strippers.
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
Cambridge, I got hit with some sort of
dehydration and food poisoning. That
night, I was supposed to go to Chris'
for a BBQ, but could not make it out
of the house. Chris volunteered to
bring me to the hospital -- I felt
bad -- it was kind of like that Keith
Hernandez/drive to the airport episode
of Seinfeld. But he thought nothing
of it. That's a true gent!
me many a life's lesson in his
basement hideaway; Most importantly of
sangria and that if you touch the
headstock of your bass to a wood
paneled wall you can make a really
loud sound without an amp. He even
tolerated my horrific college-meathead
phase. A#1 OK super special.
or doing stand in work for Ron Jeremy,
Chris can be found in the kitchen
cooking the best damn food I ever had
the priviledge to eat. As a complement
to his culinary skills, Chris has
perfected the art of the comic insult.
Stay out of his way...or prepare to eat
hearty and then laugh to death.
a typo. It's supposed to say Chris is just the
funniest of bunnies. If you like those pants,
you should see him in a kaftan with mini-
glasses.
in Boston I bet I'd see you all the
time. Brooklyn-Somerville love
reciprocation!! Thanks for letting me
into your house.
his road to total power are as varied
as they are star studded. When he
dies, he will look back upon his time
with a sense of fullfillment and
wonder. Halfway to heaven, he'll be
thinking "Was that really me down
there, rocking the house, filling the
world with love?" And God's voice will
answer "Yes Chris, that really was you.
You really shined". Or "you really were
shiney". Which ever sounds more poetic.
What I'm trying to say is, Chris is a
real man's man, a heck of a guy, a role
model and a down to earth gem, all
roled into one.
The average conversation with Chris
will leave you feeling like you just
ate a really good steak with Brainy
Smurf. And not the lame ass, later
years Brainy. I'm talking about the
classic, second season Brainy, when the
Smurf's writers were at the top of
their game, and Brainy was every young
nerd's hero.
This testimonial was in no part meant
to be interprated as sarcastic or
insincere. I really think Chris is that
neat of a guy.
I really do.
at those fucking pants! If he doesn't
give them to me, I'm gonna tell
everybody where he's really from.
world! he likes to wear chiffon shirts
and if you want to make him blush tell
him his pasta sauce is excellent!
your step.