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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jan 2005
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Hometown:
Briarcliff, NY
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Company:
First New York Securities
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Cliff's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/15798431
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Other education:
Johns Hopkins University
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Occupation:
International Trader, Unemployed child actor
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What I enjoy doing:
Golf, Writing, Reading, Baseball, anything that makes me laugh
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Favorite Books:
The Prophet
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Favorite Movies:
Gotta go with Star Wars, though Three Amigos, Caddyshack, and Airplane don't lag by much
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Favorite Music:
Anything good. Big fan of harry chapin, and anything where the lyrics matter
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Favorite TV Shows:
Three's Company, Seinfeld, Frasier, Family Guy, Simpsons, and I've recently caught the OC fever. Oh and 24, that Jack bauer plays by his own rules....
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About Me:
I'm a tall lefty. I should be able to throw a baseball at least 8 miles an hour faster than I do. I have the utmost respect for a well placed joke. I am an ambiturner. Nothing is more exciting than a nice blazer. Pink is the new black. What's an activity partner?
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Who I Want to Meet:
John Ritter and Harry Chapin's ghosts. HALF ASIANS.
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If there is a sport coat that Cliff hasn't worn, or a collar that Cliff has not popped, does it really exist?
roommate of the aforementioned for the
past 282 daysso lets get to it
The running joke is that Cliff and I met in
a gay internet chat-room. I fail to see the
humor in thateveryone knows he
picked me up at a club in Chelsea.
I have taught my roommate the ways of
the metro-sexual male. He is now the
leading authority on the dos and donts
of male body hair removal.
Cliff is the kind of guy we as males
aspire to be, except maybe not quite as
tall.
Wears a blazer as often as I wear
underwear.
Bends the GMAT over a barrel, and
doesnt even ask for her phone number.
Another interesting factoid about Cliff is
his lactose intolerance. (Warning:
shameless plug coming up) Thats why
my company, Everlast Nutrition, has
developed a line of Ready-to-Drink meal
replacements that are 100% lactose-
free. Coming in September. Man that felt
good!
people in your life do you truly get to
know someone. By knowing someone I
dont mean their name or their favorite
color, their dependencies or their
internal clock, I mean their essence.
The most elemental part of them from
which the rest takes shape, their core. I
think I know Cliffs core. Im certain that
he knows mine. We may not know our
own, and that is the fullest and most
honest form of friendship. Enjoy his
unrivaled company.
need, and people you need to know, and
Cliff falls in the latter. From the first day
in college when I thought he threw 92, to
the second day when I realized he threw
29, Cliff has been one of my favorite
people. He wears a blazer and a sweater
like its his job, and isnt afraidt o talk in
long monologues that leave you
scratchin your head. He has vanity
plates that say "DankTank" but he can
get away with it because hes that tough.
He keeps his slender figure b/c there
isnt enough food to feed his 6'9" frame.
Cliff's a guy who can give good advice
and never holds back. He is a great flag
football coach, and a better dancer
You WANT him on your buddy list, You
NEED him on your buddy List. Much
love, Cliff
testimonial, Cliff has revolutionized
Friendster by introducing the stream of
consciousness genre, and will so be
honored
Firm believer in the theory that height
rules the worldHATES short people
will not go out willingly with people
shorter than 61LOVES tall people.
Mildly athletic. Looks like he should be
more so and would be if not for the fact
that his joints have aged in dog years.
Sneaky good cook. You must visit Cliff 8
times for every once he will come to
your place. Has the deepest voice in
North America. Has coined several
culturally important phrases such
as Woodwork Day and Smushing
Tushy. Is very liberal with use of the
noun guy. Has a collar-up mentality.
Take what he told you he shot in his last
round of Golf and add 4 strokes. Has
MAJOR game when motivated. Does not
let the facts get in the way of a good
story. Multitalented and equipped to
excel in all situations, particularly when
blazers or fedoras are involved.