Kevin Newman

Banting

Call Centre Manager

The Capitalist Extremist Catholic Socialist Fiscally Conservative Party of My Mind

photography, writing, reading, film

Spring Snow by Yukio Mishima, Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong, Man in the High Castle and Transmigration of Timothy Archer by Phillip K. Dick, The Republic by Plato, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Platt, Stupid White Men by Michael Moore

O Brother Where Art Thou, Donnie Darko, Shanghai Triad, Amelie, Magnolia, Can't Hardly Wait, Dazed and Confused, Fight Club, The Royal Tennenbaums, Cable Guy, French Kiss, X-men

Weezer, Blur, AC/DC, Hellacopters, Tori Amos, Godspeed, Eve's Plum, Ice Cube, Emminem, Beach Boys, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Alanis Morrisette, The Beautiful South

Traders, The Office, Six Feet Under, The Brass Eye, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Justic League, The O.C., Friends, Ali-G, Sopranos, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Undergrads, Smallville

------Inequity------

|A frozen apple
|Is cut in half
|A man eats one half
|And his wife shares hers
|With the children

------Compressed Lust------

|Pointed red roof to God
|She smiles the sallow salt dampening
|He sees the glint refraction of happiness
|Gnarled iron rust overhead
|She hears the crisp washing wing caws
|He feels her soft ragged nana
|Her neck touches his lips
|Sandpaper tar flat underfoot
|She shivers, the attention of hair
|He smells the tension of giggles
|His ear is licked by her tongue
|Paint peeled portal smells of summer
|She looses her society chain
|He loses his urge to cry
|They fall through the portal
|To the pen
|Fluff, flat, filled pillowed pen to the ground beneath
them
|Her laugh is loosed in the muffled madness
|His grunt is lost in his own private heaven
|Her lips are locked on his
|His hand is locked on her hip
|Slipping hand bolts into denim dreamworld
|Her groan devoured by moist heat
|His eyes see dark red swirls
|She grinds her hips
|He grinds his hand
|Clawing teeth climb ribbed hairy muscles
|Her bites surrounds his lost femininity
|His hand shivers her spine
|She crab crawls back
|He follows with his mouth
|Arching spine, black dimension screams
|She howls her family tree
|His hand loses itself in the cause
|She is losing her breath
|Groans shudders the pen, claws crawl on the fluff
nests
|She squeals, groans and drops to near slumber
|He gasps in the roll from the mist
|She closes her eyes and smiles
|He closes his eyes and grins


------Pee------

|Urination can sometimes
|Become the single reason
|For existence

------Wet Kiss------

|Dark clouds roll
|Across the sky
|Pucks of rain fall
|Her hair retains a halo
|Of heat
|He leans in
|And sips the rainwater
|Off her lip

Mao Tze Tung in a gothbar. Jesus in a strip bar.
Salmon Rushdie in a Mosque. Napolean in Math
Class. Zarina Alexandra behind the stables. Joan of
Arc on the field. Meg ryan in a nice restaurant. George
Dubya at a poker game. Sadam's sons in Hell.
Cleopatra on a trireme. Ceasar at the alamo. Billy the
Kid at an AA meeting. Pope John Paul II, poland 1945.
Casius Clay in a bar discussing a name change. Sun
Tzu on the back of a chariot. Moses in the middle of the
sea. Hamlet in an institution. MacBeth at Dunsinaine.
Lady MacBeth in her bedroom. Superman in a cracker
factory. Genghis Khan in a Hungarian whorehouse.
Kublai Khan at a spelling bee. Pierce Brosnan in a pub
drinking Guiness. Emperor Meiji before the restoration
in a sake bar. Zhuge Liang in his hut. Karl Marx in
tanning Salon. Martin Luther outside the church with
one nail and a hammer. Princees Diana in the video
store. Howard Stern in a church. You in a teddy bear