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"I like laughing and Diet Coke, for starters. I've branded cattle and bungee
jumped. With few exceptions, I'll pretty much..."
More about Jen
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Schools (Other):
Trafalgar School for Girls, University of Toronto, Northwestern University
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Occupation:
reporter
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Hobbies and Interests:
laughing, writing about crazy people, looking for inspiration, caffeine, sarcasm, globetrotting, backgammon
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Favorite Books:
Crime and Punishment, The Fountainhead, anything by David Sedaris
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Favorite Movies:
This is Spinal Tap, Vampire's Kiss, Life is Beautiful, Cruel Intentions (really, there are SO MANY LAYERS there)
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Favorite Music:
From Dolly to Portishead. Forget Metal
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Favorite TV Shows:
CSI (Miami and original ... NY sucks); Beauty and the Geek
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I like laughing and Diet Coke, for starters. I've branded cattle and bungee
jumped. With few exceptions, I'll pretty much try anything
once. Plus, I'm Canadian, so I'm not violent.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The world, according to me, can be divided into
givers and takers, those who "get it" and those who don't.
Give me a giver who gets it anyday.
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Jen's womanly ways until she told me
the story of how she romanced all of
the pop group James. If I remember
correctly, the romantic interlude
started while meeting the one-hit
wonders in the beer line at a Canadians
game, where they discussed the finer
points of Patrick Roy. One thing lead
to another, and lo-and-behold, a song
was inspired and tiny children across
this great world are singing, "Messed
Around with Jen Moroz."
electoral process will be aware of the
fact that in a multiparty field the
second-place finisher often holds the
balance of power in the formation of
a governing coalition. (See previous
testimonial and its hypothetical
scenario.) That makes it a
formidable force, even if it was
unable to display overwhelming
strength initially. But in this crowd, I
assume that goes without saying.
parliament of my heart, le Parti Moroz
would probably finish a distant
second.
Or about the laughing. She'll make you
feel like a world class wit with all
that laughing, and that's always nice.
But she doesn't say "aboot" anywhere
near as much as she suggests here,
which I think is a little
disappointing. Anyway, writing a
testimonial for someone like Jen Moroz
is kind of a hopeless task, because no
matter how much you praise the woman,
you're still selling her short. Jen is,
no exaggeration here, one of the people
I admire most and like best in this
world. It's a neat trick she pulls off,
being the sort of person who blows you
away with her brains and her amazing
appetitie for life without pissing you
off by making you feel sadly inferior.
She's also a hell of a reporter.
God gave her a tiny bladder only so
that she could spend her life
continually testing its outer limits;
She's money in the end zone;
Unlike the rest of her People, she
doesn't sport the maple leaf on
everything she owns, although she does
have the most kick-ass collection of
long-sleeve CANADA t-shirts;
Despite her wicked smarts, she has
difficulty pronouncing basic, two-
syllable English words like t-a-c-o and
p-a-s-t-a. (Oh , and that would be
taayko and pass-tuh in moroz-speak.);
If you ever happen to find yourself in
an ER and not tell anyone, Morozer will
be the first face you see in the
waiting room;
Morozer lives up to the hype: she is
the posterchild for all who aspire to
be good, thoughtful, solid & just
peeps; The way to this woman's heart
is to throw her a challenge, a little
Francais, a slick dance move and a 24
pk of Diet Coke. She'll return in
kind... sans the Diet Coke; Just when
you think that your inner circle is
complete, along comes jmo to add more
fun, integrity, a sympathetic ear and a
ride to wherever you need to go.
- She's just the greatest!!!!!
I love Canadians. Especially this
one. Jen is just about the sweetest
thing around. I somehow know I can
always count on her. She manages
to get everybody out of bed for frisbee
on early Saturday afternoons.
Oh, and I fell for that 'Laid' line too.
Trollop.
can I ever compete?
as I do, but she's still a much better
person than I am. Eh?