Brake Ace Schmacken

darnaby, holland hall, University of Oklahoma, Tulsa Community College, Langston University, I'm currently thinking of going back to Bitch School.

legal settlement, library work.

Yellows, Bean Posse, Brookside Bogglers, OBGYN

bathrooms with trash cans just inside the door.

a supposedly fun thing i will never do again, shiny addidas track suits and the death of camp - the best of might magazine, sickness unto death, anything by david sedaris or christopher hitchens.

blue velvet, in the company of men, blazing saddles, legend of the overfiend, any whit stilman

my bloody valentine, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, john vanderslice, arcade fire, fiery furnaces, the faint, blackheart procession, godspeed you black emperor

while you were out(W/theresa strasser and Leslie Segretti), i love the 80's & the 80's strike back, adult swim, real time.

Cancer

i blame my attrocious spelling on spellcheck. i like bathrooms where you don't have to touch anything, faucets w/ motion detection, trash cans by the door, etc. i fear feet and spiders and i hate sitting w/ my back to a crowd. i love the tulsa state fair. several people have told me that 'i'm 'a good listener.' also i sleep in alignment w/ earth's magnetic fields, but i hate hippies and chakras and harnessing chi and li, but i like feng-shui.

Girls who know how to change a tire. Girls who know how to change my tire. Girls with little brain mass so I can throughly impress them, and belittle them whilst they are none the wiser who know how to change me and all my homies' tires. I used to really be into emotional unavailability, but something inside me died. also ethical beings,beings of integrity, knights of faith, intellectual quasi-bitches.