marty mart mart... my blood brother....for
reals kinda huh? at the very least, we are still
spit brother and sister. oh yeah, and i'll be
sure to punch christ if i see 'em.
The party isn't over till I say it's
over,bliatch! Marty makes me wanna
shit my pance and dance to a really
badly recorded rendition of I Will
Survive!!! Keep on playin' playa'.
When I was in high school I had a Sex
Pistols sticker and a Cramps sticker on
my car. Marty decided that he thought
they looked better if he'd written
poser on them and screamed poser at me
in front of a lot of people. Then he
hocked a big loogie at me. It was
pretty gross and made me feel crappy.
I'm older now and I'd like to think I
have better tasets in music. Thanks
Marty.(Although I still dig the Cramps
a lot.)
man oh man...this guy....we have toooo
much fun...sometimes I gotta check into
rehab after a weekend with him...but
you know what...his snore is way more
narley than mine..and thats saying ALOT
I'm a just a guy out to take over this world....bring the pain! I own at AIR HOCKEY & SKI-BALL!!! Im a massive drinker and i love alittle coco on the side.... I enjoy slow romantic walks to the liquor store and sittin in abandon El Camino's...sippin on 40oz KING COBRA out of a dixie cup... i also like kittens and flying kites while humming my favorite Jessica Simpson smash hit!!! so if you got a problem with that then step and suck my popsicle you skallywagin' sea wench!
Who I Want to Meet:
i wanna meet the perfect woman... the girl next door with the braces and the hello kitty pack pack.....so we can go on picknicks and play catch with frisbiees while we giggle to the fact i like to humm the latest jessica simpson song.... everything just perfect.... and if she likes to suck and fuck all night and day that fucking owns as well......shush!
Marty's the best, he can throw up in
your yard, drink out of your bathtub
and you still wake up lovin' him.
reals kinda huh? at the very least, we are still
spit brother and sister. oh yeah, and i'll be
sure to punch christ if i see 'em.
would talk about how cool and funny he
is... now that i've met him I'd have
to agree with them
over,bliatch! Marty makes me wanna
shit my pance and dance to a really
badly recorded rendition of I Will
Survive!!! Keep on playin' playa'.
damn, I always show up late for parties.
Pistols sticker and a Cramps sticker on
my car. Marty decided that he thought
they looked better if he'd written
poser on them and screamed poser at me
in front of a lot of people. Then he
hocked a big loogie at me. It was
pretty gross and made me feel crappy.
I'm older now and I'd like to think I
have better tasets in music. Thanks
Marty.(Although I still dig the Cramps
a lot.)
much fun...sometimes I gotta check into
rehab after a weekend with him...but
you know what...his snore is way more
narley than mine..and thats saying ALOT
marty marty PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!!!
records...he's got more rock than a
crack house!