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The worst whalewatching trip ever.
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"Im madly in love with myself. But in a Pepe LePew way. So I think Im the most attractive thing in the world and find myself..."
More about Bernard
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Schools:
St Luke Elementary School, Attended 1985 - 1986
Barrington Middle School, Attended 1986 - 1987
Barrington High School, Attended 1987 - 1991, Class of 1991
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College/University:
Columbia University, Attended 1991 - 1995, Other
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Occupation:
Program Administrator, Community Services
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Affiliations:
Burbank Junior Chamber, Jaycees
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Hobbies and Interests:
Volunteering, Theater, Leadership Development, Board Games, Sciene Fiction, Fight Choreography, Books, Martial Arts
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Favorite Books:
Bridge of Birds, The Long Run, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, Neverwhere, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Stinky Cheese Man, Neuromancer, Cannery Row, Tender is the Night, and anything by Daniel Pinkwater or Roald Dahl
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, The Cutting Edge, Amelie, Buckaroo Banzai, Strictly Ballroom, Silverado, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Spanish Prisoner, Blade Runner, Zoolander, Memento, Lord of the Rings
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Favorite Music:
October Project, Evanescence, Spice Girls, Peter Gabriel, Sarah McLachlan, Queensryche, Dave Stamey
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Favorite TV Shows:
Firefly, Robot Chicken, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Sealab 2021, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Scrubs, The Avengers, The Prisoner, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Smallville, Doctor Who, Father Ted
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About Me:
Im madly in love with myself. But in a Pepe LePew way. So I think Im the most attractive thing in the world and find myself repulsive at the same time. But I dont actually smell. Or speak French. Or have a white stripe mistakenly painted on my back. I am Irish/Vietnamese. Which means that I love alcohol but really cant handle it all that well. I really like making costumes (for Halloween, costume parties, theme nights, etc), but I dont know how to sew which can complicate things. I also am obsessed with making any costume or prop light up. It amuses me. Im a nerd. Seriously, Ive got Dork Factor Five. Behind this well-dressed, socially-gifted, uber-charming faade beats the heart of a true geek. I used to do acting & stuntwork, but then realized Id be happier spending my time and energy making the world a better place. Im originally from Rhode Island. You know, that tiny state that you could fit 14 of into LA County. My greatest wish is to become the warlord of a horde of cannibal mutants in a post-apocalyptic world populated by gangs who all dress in some kind of themed outfit.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People interested in (1)getting their geek on or (2) making a difference in the community.
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bernard, but he has sworn me to secrecy
and threatened me with fast painless
evisceration at the end of his sword if
I tell. A hint: it begins with an H.
Okay, Harold. You got it out of me. Ha
ha, come get me, Harold, I'm three
thousand miles away.
So anyway, I met Harold in New York. He
was working for a questionable
telemarketing company and I was a
lackey. He came over my apartment and I
whipped together a pasta dish topped
with tomato paste and brie cheese that
made him very, very ill. But he good-
naturedly suffered on our back porch
while I tried to help him forget with
margaritas and pointed out the wildlife
in the airshaft. those were the days.
Right Harold?