Gary Franklin

rock n roll, cheap vodka, politics, gaying off, bum wine, slap circles, trucker speed (without ephedra, that shit is dirty), saddle fish, horses with gas masks, guinness, gerunds, dryhumping, black velvet

authors, chuck palanhiuk, irvine welsh, howard zinn, hunter thompson, bill whalen (sweet william)

fear and loathing, boondock saints, cky, raising arizona, better off dead, {kevin smith movies}, big lebowski, fight club, trainspotting, drugstore cowboy, 28 days later, bowling for columbine, donnie darko, iron eagle

hilltop distillery, les savy fav, eric bachman, murder city devils, enon, brainiac, j5, outkast, the smiths, fugazi dj shadow, decendants, beck, slayer, faith no more, tomohawk, trans am, radiohead, johnny cash, sage francis, metroschifter, pavement

the simpsons

i've been a vegetarian for damn near nine years. while i'm
sure i have other morals, i can't think of any at the
moment..i drink almost everyday,usually out of lack of
anything better to do. so i'm don't feel like an alcholic i
usually wait until dark to begin. (except on
weekends, those are generally filled with trucker speed, no
sleep, and plenty of booze.) i love my friends, they are
pretty much drunks as well.i think it's funny
to be miserable, i love to laugh at myself, which is good
because i make an ass of myself frequently. i am working
on the whole abrahsive thing, being a nice guy is alot more
fun, and far less painful.

someone who know's what the fuck a bonus egg is. people who
make me laugh as i'm swilling. whoever, meeting
people, even if they are jackasses, is always a good time.
Unless they are a whitehat, it's a good story, but fuck
them.