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" ...blinded by sleep and in need of a bed..."
"I love lamp.
I have multiple tattoos.
I idle at lazy."
More about Magnolia
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Schools (Other):
The Dalton School, Colgate University, Brooklyn Law School, The School of Rock
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Occupation:
Attorney
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Hobbies and Interests:
soup, stamps, sherpas, incendiary devices
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Favorite Books:
The Fountainhead, Rakoff's Fraud, anything by John Irving, Clavell's Shogun, Dumas' The Count of Monte, Cristo, Steinbeck's East of Eden, The Phantom Tollbooth
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Favorite Movies:
Run Lola Run, Monsoon Wedding, The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill I and II, Wedding Crashers, The 40 year old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite
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Favorite Music:
Robert Randolph, STS9, The Flaming Lips, Phish, The Disco Biscuits, Billie Holiday, Josh Rouse, Beck, Britney, Bizet, Django Reinhardt, David Byrne, Louis Armstrong
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Favorite TV Shows:
ER, The Sopranos, anything on the Discovery Channel, Family Guy, The Pet Psychic, Six Feet Under, Lost
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About Me:
I love lamp.
I have multiple tattoos.
I idle at lazy.
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right, she's getting *married*) are
responsible for my happiness. and that
is pretty awesome, to tell you the truth.
one hell of a drunk, as I think we all
know. Watch out when she starts
flinging ice cubes, she's a brutal
opponent. I've still got a scar from
one of her pitches. I won't take
revenge upon her immediately though,
no, that would be too predictable.
Instead, I'll be loyal and familial,
pretending that I've forgotten about
it. Then, in a few months or even a
few years maybe, when she lets her
guard down, I will put an ice cube
down her shirt and make sure it melts
into a nice puddle of wetness. Ha ha,
get them in their weakest moments, a
tried and true lawyer's trick that
sweet Mags taught me herself. Never
let them see you sweat, but if they
do, just tell 'em it's a melting ice
cube.
made out of plastic streamers.
sister's friend, Liz and i have managed
to cooperate and play nicely and share
our Magnolia. now she's a fancy-pants
lawyer but still gets her giggle on.
one caveat: do not fuck with her or her
people. you do *not* want to get on the
business end of Magnolia. other than
that though, she's sweetness and light.
who *doesn't* love this girl?