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I am a hardcore bitch! And I love men in tank tops!
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"I resemble all the dolls at www.downsyndromedolls.com and I have a secret language that I speak to animals in, for example,..."
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Schools (Other):
Columbia University, University of CA at Santa Cruz, Hockasnob
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Occupation:
high school English teacher/glorified babysitter
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Affiliations:
Wanna-be leftist, non-practicing catholic, porn shops, www.downsyndromedolls.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
books, music, travel, cats, teacup dogs, loincloths, cake, margaritas, spending money, "ballin'", anal bleaching
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Favorite Books:
kundera, rilke, rimbaud, morrisson, the bard, tim o'brien, joyce, camus, wilde, borges, vonnegut
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Favorite Movies:
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, caddyshack, the jerk, annie hall, david lynch, christopher guest, john hughes, hitchcock, ang lee
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Favorite Music:
white stripes, radiohead, interpol, massive attack, dylan, bjork, hip-hop (outkast, eminem, jurassic 5, mos def), elvis costello, wilco, stevie wonder, the velvets, the smiths, led zeppelin, bloc party, the music, journey, p.j.harvey
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, family guy, law and order, bravo stuff, south park, letterman
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About Me:
I resemble all the dolls at www.downsyndromedolls.com and I have a secret language that I speak to animals in, for example, "Nosi tastonsts bonjurs...songing u lowben u....consi consi"
If you can translate that, you are as abnormal, and fucking awesome, as I am!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Nobody, I hate people.
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Testimonials and Comments for Elizabeth
Teacher in a loin cloth. Please show me
how to diagram sentences. If your students
only knew the true E-Liza-bungholio...
masturbate, you kill Elizabeth.
UNDICULOUS--as in "unbelievably
ridiculous"--as in "unbelievably
ridiculous that she lives way the hell
down in Texas, instead of in NYC where
she belongs, so she can continue to
entertain me with awesomeness." I'm
pretty sure that wasn't her weed
skittering across the floor in Methods
class, but at the same time I'm
positive that it was her influence that
inspired me to sing "Welcome to the
Jungle" at the Arlene Grocery, much to
the chagrin of everyone present.
Hooper is a class act.
impersonator following. She's into jade
watching parties and corn. Lots of
corn. I hear that her cat sings at the
Rose Room. And one day, she'll drive a
Mini Hooper.
Screetch and AC Slater for not having
their hall passes...hot diggity damn!
elizabeth can pull off having 1 cat
with 3 or 4 personalities (and names).
and furr is right, we should record her
language for future anthropological
study. and did i mention, this girl
knows it her DUTY DUTY to shake her
BOOTY BOOTY...much love for me lady!
knows how to handle a mojito.
Elizabeth is truly fabulous and I wish
I could see her more often.
I think her cat might be psychotic
though.
yeah. my wife in 12 years, i really hope so. i
am waiting my sex kitten...
color of her personality.
does Kegel exercises while teaching high
school english classes. And from what I
understand, it works. Some day I'd like to
take pictures of that. Her laugh is infectious,
like SARS