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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Metairie
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Kandace's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1601822
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Occupation:
Love Goddess
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What I enjoy doing:
Reading the obituaries, writing my own obituary, blogging, being lazy, Jo-Lo bashing, Bush-hating, carb-consuming, obsessing about weight, obsessing about sex, obsessing about lack of sex, obsessing about obsessing about stuff.
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Favorite Books:
Little Women, The Life of Pi, The Wind in the Willows, Black Beauty, A Wrinkle in Time, The Harry Potter Series, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, anything by Neil Gaiman or Wilkie Collins
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Favorite Movies:
American Beauty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Braveheart, Donnie Darko, Old Yeller, Clerks, Chasing Amy, High Fidelity, Say Anything, Half Baked, Fahrenheit 9/11
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Favorite Music:
Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, The Arcade Fire, Pre-Sell-Out Metallica, Tool, Tori Amos, Marcia Ball, Sonny Landreth, Sneaker Pimps, Alice DJ, Radiohead
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex in the City, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Six Feet Under, Desperate Housewives, Digging for the Truth, Lost, Carnivale, The Daily Show
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About Me:
Im not aware of too many
things, but I know what I know, if you know what I mean.
I like to read the last page of a book first.
I cuss a whole fucking lot.
I hate peas.
Im meaner than a junkyard dog.
Im badder than old King Kong.
Im an Aquarius, yet I hate the ocean.
I like to disassemble my hamburgers before consumption.
I love discussing all manner of faith, because I have none.
I really wanted to hit the dating and serious
relationship option buttons, but I was afraid of looking
too desperate.
Am I desperate?
Do you think I'm cool?
Please say yes.
Please?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who will keep me from hitting that Want to Meet
Asians link just to the left. Not that I have anything
against Asians. Crap. Now I look like a racist. I'm
not! I love Asians! I eat Sushi! And eel sauce, even
though it sounds like something you wouldn't want to eat.
You know, like pureed eel. Lets go get some crunchy
rolls! I'll buy.
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lived closer to one another. We'd shop
together, call each other after
watching Sex and the City, and go out
drinking and dancing. Geographical
barriers are, however, unfortunately
preventing this. For now, I can revel
in her witticisms, be awed by her
knowledge of countless topics, and
admire her shoes -- and fetishize her
eyes -- online. For that, I'm ever
grateful.
I call you Kandy?), my image of her was
forged by her written self-portrait
throughout dozens if not hundreds of
droll, beautiful internet posts. It is
with that in mind, that I allow Kandace
to describe herself in her own words
for this is the Kandace I know:
"I am a homicidal cheerleader,
Shaking my pom-poms of death and
destruction.
"I am a maniac rodeo clown, tossing
Twinkies into the crowd from the safety
of my bull-proof barrel.
"I am the Hungry Hungry Hippo that eats
ALL the marbles.
[Tom's Note: I am YOURS!!]
"But most of all, I am a drunkity
drunkity drunkard, and I love you all!"
Not only that, but Kandy is the very
model of modern Southern melancholy to
me, stepping out from her workplace for
a lonesome cigarette.
Indeed, she's not Kandy, is she? She's
a full-blooded woman! She is Kandace!
Furthermore, she visually identifies
herself on Friendster by her eyes
alone, the one feature of a woman's
body that I fetishize above all
others.
In short, I'd certainly like to know
Kandace a lot better seeing as how I'd
already like for her to marry me, I
think.
--tommy!
goddess among the goddesses. I mean
just look at those eyes. Wouldn't you
rather meet Kandace then meet Asians
or Christians? C'mon! There's no
contest. Anyway Kandy rocks.
guy dreams of - a girl. More than
that, however, she's a girl that the
geeky IT guy could talk with about
geeky IT things and realize that,
oddly enough, this beautiful woman
before him knows more about his job
than he does. Plus, she could drink
me under the table, which is a plus
anytime. Kandace rules, and that's
all there is to say about it.
what I really think about Kandace. I
kid. Its my reluctance to publicly
announce personal fetishes and proclaim
secret love that prevents me from
saying that she is sexxy on so many
levels that...crap -Al open the door!
I need in there, quick!
to be completely girly about shoes and
bags and hair, but then she can go toe-
to-toe with the best of them in a
Winner-Takes-All, To-The-Death Geek-
Off, configuring routers and networks,
all while making telling reference
jokes to obscure 70s TV shows. She's
one of those mythical women who gets
all the stuff that you are into, yet is
still totally a woman, and a fine one
at that. Plus, she totally can shoot a
rifle. How does one beat that?
eating a waffle.
of all geeks", but they keep electing
her. Stupid geeks.
The glowjuice-enhanced raver crowd
tried to make her "Princess of
Dropping the Mad Beats", but she had
to go to work in the morning, and
there's a mandatory drug testing
policy.
Kandace is covered in looserguy
attractant, but we're just using her
as bait in our "Tag and Release"
program for immature, demanding, self-
centered men in the greater New
Orleans area. Together we can find out
where these assholes come from, and
stop them. Or decide on next years
bag limits for hunting season.
definitely not nerdy. She's the party
animal of the ITCA board, and what
woman wouldn't kill to look like her?