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"I'm the blood coursing through your friendster account, I think I should dance"
More about PBR
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More About PBR
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Occupation:
winning
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Affiliations:
ac/bp, the fertile crescent, interwebfantasy.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
birth defects, 473mL beeeotch, operating machinery, 1984 camero, loose movements, I can't find my bicycle
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Favorite Music:
sound of the refrigerator door opening
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About Me:
I'm the blood coursing through your friendster account, I think I should dance
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Who I Want to Meet:
people with nervous disorders, albinos, someone who will drive to the convenience store and then my home
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Testimonials and Comments for PBR
I love you so much that you give me an erection
I don't drink an drive for your own protection
Cuz if you were to spill I'd have to crack the
next one
chicago 1933 world's fair? that was awesome.
But college, that was a ball!
thanks for the best times I'll never
remember....
With you-Alcohol. xxo
i would like to thank you for keeping me alive for
those 3 months i stopped eating in the summer of
2000. breakfast lunch or dinner, you sustained
me. i survived due to your nourishment. may you
reign long. cheers
and over.
Now that I'm on the East Coast, I miss
you. Please make your presence known
more out here.
Love,
Ryan
was walking along the beach with a
PBR. Across the sky flashed scenes
from my life. For each scene I noticed
two sets of footprints in the sand: one
belonging to me, and the other to PBR.
When the last scene of my life flashed, I
looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that many times along the path
there was only one set of footprints. I
also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in my life. This
really bothered me and I questioned
PBR about it: "PBR, you said that once I
decided to follow you, you'd walk with
me all the way. But I have noticed that
during the most troublesome times in
my life, there is only one set of
footprints. I don't understand why when I
needed you most you would leave me."
The PBR replied: "My son, my precious
child, I love you and I would never leave
you. During your times of trial and
suffering, when you see only one set of
footprints, it was then that I carried you.&qu
weeks...maybe we could meet up and i
can lap at your sweet,golden juices.And
maybe you can help me get laid?
your sizes in my living room. I, also,
wear your sweatshirt daily. I'm happy to
see you when I come home from
school. You are good sh!t.
good.