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"I am a first rate Liberal Arts college, stuck in a second
rate (or third, lets be honest here), town. But I promise..."
More about Earlham
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Occupation:
College
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Hobbies and Interests:
Learning Knowledge, Slinging the ink and pushing the pen along, Being back campus, Letting the hippies run on my grass fields, Soccer, Awesome football Team, Intramural Sports, reading The Word, Running from Security, Illicit Keg Parties, Hashing.
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Favorite Books:
Well, now that we have done away with Hume (you know, the Humanities sequence), I don't much read any more.
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Favorite Movies:
How fast it burns, Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die, and Calling All Quakers.
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Favorite Music:
Reggae
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Dateline NBC
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About Me:
I am a first rate Liberal Arts college, stuck in a second
rate (or third, lets be honest here), town. But I promise
first name relationships with your profs, a beautiful
stretch of outdoors known as back campus, and an
expertly manicured surrounding landscape for your
academic pursuits.
Plus, I attract just the kind of ironic hipster that is all
the
rage these days. Why get a name degree from
Harvard, when you can get a hip degree from me?
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Who I Want to Meet:
If you didn't quite fit in perfectly at your High School
because you were too much of a gamer dork, or if you
were just too stoned or drunk to live up to your potential,
then Earlham is the place for you!
We love free thinkers, commies, gays, lesbian,
transsexual, transgendered, peace nik, commies,
pacifists, leftists, liberals, closet conservatives,
commies, Quakers, lovers, and people who like to
make their own drums.
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the face with that pie, you moody whore.
odds are good, but the goods are odd.
All right, that's a horribly sexist,
heterosexist statement, but Earlham's
still a great place.
granted. The real world really sucks. I miss your
warm bubble.
KIN FROM NORTHERN INDIANA CAN TURN
INTO A DRUNKEN LIBERAL IN A SHORT 4
YEARS...
fine institution, I figured the world would think
like you do. How wrong I was. You provided
me with a method of thought and problem
solving that is very unpopular in this outside
world. Within your walls, I was a social animal.
Now I am a social reject. That 100k diploma
enabled me to grow in ways I never thought
possible, and shrink the wallet at the same
time. Since graduating, I have learned to clean
blackpoweder from shotguns..you know, the
simple things in life. Ah Earlham, how I love
thee.