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"Former preschool teacher with graduate training in developmental psychology who traded in notebook for box of crayons...."
More about Adrian
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More About Adrian
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Schools:
Parker Junior High School, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994
Homewood-Flossmoor High School, Attended 1994 - 1995
Il Mathematics & Science Academy, Attended 1995 - 1998, Class of 1998
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College/University:
Yale University, Attended 2003 - 2005, Class of 2005, Master's Degree, Art Practice/Sculpture
Stanford University, Attended 2001 - 2003, Class of 2003, Master's Degree, Developmental Psychology
Stanford University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, General Psychology, Art & Art History
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Occupation:
Sculptor-Raconteur
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Affiliations:
Raynham Hill Retirement Community
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Hobbies and Interests:
sculpture, SHC, French toast, cartoons, bowling, trampolines
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Favorite Books:
Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman, Trout Fishing in America, Civilwarland in Bad Decline, The Manuscript Found in Saragossa, Anna Karenina, On the Road, A Book of Nonsense, The Life of Pi
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Favorite Movies:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Battle Royale, Bottle Rocket, Super Troopers, Punch Drunk Love, City of Lost Children, Dirty Work, Edward Scissorhands
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Favorite Music:
Adam Green, the Cure, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Rapture, Pixies, Pete Rock, Hank Williams Sr., Kraftwerk, Magnetic Fields, Neil Diamond, James Taylor, the Postal Service, Black Heart Procession, the Stooges, Le Tigre, Dan Nakamura, and Duran Duran circa 1990
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Favorite TV Shows:
Spongebob Squarepants, Animal Cops (Detroit), Law 'n Order, Samurai Jack, Trailer Park Boys
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Former preschool teacher with graduate training in developmental psychology who traded in notebook for box of crayons. Currently in studio making cucumber sandwiches and trying to come up with a formula for fake vomit.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A four-inch high teacup-human that looks like Samantha Culp that I could glue to the dashboard of my car.
A Latin housekeeper with a one-legged dog named "Joppy."
A magical talking Otter Pop with a tendency to say inappropriate things like, "I would totally sleep with Theo Huxtable but I make a point of not associating 'those' kind of people."
A professional geriatric seductress who accepts microwaveable burritos (or microwaveable, flour-tortilla taquitos) for payment.
Diana Ross.
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Testimonials and Comments for Adrian
have to fix the hole in my wall- oh yeah, adrian is
awesome -a good gambler, and an amazing driver
thanks for not killing me that day
What do i need to do to get into Yale
MFA? numbered instructions please.
adrian nearly everyday on a discount filipino
phone card and bug the crap out of him but
he always kindly talks to me. he is handy
with things like epoxy, html, barbeques, road
trips, child psychology, lesson plans, and
just about everything else i can think of.
he actually likes talking to parents and
grandparents. he compassionately pretends
to understand my cantonese. he is a genius
and not an asshole about it. he makes
friends with everyone. like a chiquita
banana, he is quite possibly the world's
perfect fruit.
he is the only person i'd ever want to take to
the moon or the california desert.
the states these days with codgers in
retirement homes?! I couldn't be more
proud frankly.
It's the only country I've ever been
sued in either. I feel a bond..
an eggcrate with your name on it.
It's in the middle of the highway, go
roll in it. (ps: i love you.)
Adrian is the sort of person who
deserves an internet stalker. CALL ME
ASSHOLE DIDN'T YOU GET MY BIG NEWS.
(don't capture furry catepillars and
put them in Adrian's mailbox.
seriously don't.)